First thing Cameron needs to do is redraw the electoral boundaries sharpish.

[Berni]

Presumably, that will include redrawing the scotch wons as well, will it?

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, arent the chips already stacked in their favour?

I can see it now. Surrey West, Surrey North, Surrey Central, Surrey Central West, Berkshire Central, Berkshire West, The Midlands and The North, The Scotch.

[Berni]

Certainly something will have to be done about the scotch.

[Classic Jorge]

I dont know, have they been that far north? They could just ignore them and hope they go into a batter and buckfast coma