I'm quite enjoying all this talk of people plotting to seize or retain power on Friday in the event

[Berni]

of a Hung Parliament. It suggests punch ups in Downing Street as people try to get in or stay put. Good stuff imo. We don't get enough of that sort of thing over here.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:cloud9:

Oh, for a couple of years of political turmoil and social unrest. Just a couple of years, Lord, that's all I ask...

[Berni]

You wouldn't want to give the impression of being the sort of chap who gleefully rakes in the cash while the country tears itself apart trying to protect itself from commies and jockos, would you?

[Classic Jorge]

It's basically going to come down to what constitutes legitimacy and I fear it might not be the same thing as what people think.

And we go again in november

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll honestly shed the tiniest of tears as I look down on the smoke rising from ruined cities as the jet takes me away to safety.

Honestly, consider the people of this once great country; if something like 45 per cent of the electorate are prepared to vote for one of Labour, the SNP and the Greens, there's not much left here worth saving :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Because if it does happen, there's a strong chance that people are going to vote heavily against whatever comes in this time around.

[Berni]

[Berni]

ajockalyptic wasteland. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine Owen and Polly finding that their organically produced, ethically sound fairtrade chia seeds were becoming prohibitively expensive? There would be rioting all over Islington.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wouldn't fight that Sturgeon thing. She would f**k you up.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Rocket.

Roc Ket.

?

[Berni]

I think cocaine is probably the most ethical cash crop you can grow in South America, tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

There won't be any chance of giving it a swerve and they will have a long, hard six month trudge to the gallows.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Please pay attention.

[Pokster]

showing who should vote what to keep Labour out, and websites asking people to swap votes to keep the Tory's out... The more I think of it PR seems a far better option :shrug:

[Berni]

http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article171443.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/john-fashanu-842378932.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're f**king mental though.

[Berni]

population is making me think there may be some wisdom in it...but I still don't like it. It would mean having to take raving lunatics like The Greens seriously.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I see the fat f**kers waddling around town on a near daily basis, old men in baseball caps with the name of some sea vessel they perhaps sailed on 40 years ago emblazoned across the front.

These people use the word pants for trousers so their use of made up words to describe common herbs (or erbs as they may say) is of little consequence to this discussion.

[Peter]

Foot over a coalition with snp but have just failed to get similar momentum behind fears of a conservstive/ukip coalition.

Should have been dealt with easily, weeks ago. Poor from Ed.

[Berni]

I think they think it makes them sound French ands sophisticated. Also, they look at you funny if you pronounce 'fillet' in the proper way.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Price might have to go up otherwise

[Pokster]

UKIP are expected to win 3 seats, Lib Dems 20 odd... both getting same sort of % of the votes.

The fact over 500 of the 650 seats are considered safe, too much power is in too few voters hands imho

[Pokster]

it is hard for Labour to bang on about that one really... the fact the Tory party have said they will have a ref' on Europe within 2 yrs takes away a lot of Farage's bargaining tools

[Berni]

I notice that that repository of the terminally mental The Daily Express has come out in favour of voting UKIP. :hehe:

I honestly do assume that anyone who buys that rag is just a total lunatic.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why do you hate Ed so much peter?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Game of Thrones stylee.

[Peter]

He has been excellent in some of the debates.

I just think lsbour are making too many. Istakes, just as they did five years ago. They got brown completely wrong, trying to make him look relaxed and cuddly. He isnt, he is a miserable, hard nosed ******* so that is what you sell.

Poor old ed just dont look right. He doesnt speak with authority and some of the lines they have given him are crap.

If cameron was any good at all he would have walked this election. I have been quite stunned at how useless he is. Utterly unconvincing, unappealing and completely charmless. He comes across as precisely the c**t that i know him to be, just 20% more clueless.

Labout could have won this election and they wont. Another missed opportunity.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Peter]

The point is that cameron is the one who has 'form' when it comes to coalitions. Thst is what you push. Dont have a go at me about this, this is the guy who loves his back door deals....etc

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dave is getting the kicking he deserves for 5 years of limp-wristed sub-liberal wimpery.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Cream?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Peter]

I know all of this and believe none of it.

I have met you. You are not an oaf. :-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not planning to, just for clarification.

Surely a government has to have a majority, albeit in coalition with other like minded folk??

[Berni]

that you will see a much stronger Tory showing than the polls currently suggest. I think most 'Don't Knows' are going to vote Tory and that could really change things pretty fundamentally.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Everyone seems pretty sure btl that the vermin are about o be chucked out. And I trust their judgement, as you know.

[Berni]

to achieve a workable majority.

Historically in the UK, they last about as long as a Wine Gum.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

to other parties to vote with them on a case by case basis.

It's unlikely to last very long, obviously.

[Luis Anaconda]

When did orange-flavoured tic tacs become white with a an orange tint on the box to make them pretendy orange? What are the major parties stances on this, eh?

[Berni]

my view of things over the last few months, you know?

I may give it up. It's not healthy for a man to expose himself to that much gibberish. It osmoses into your brain if you're not careful.

[Luis Anaconda]

or something like that

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

beautiful, and each carried a tabby kitten wheresoever she went.

Pick the bones out of THAT *******.

[Berni]

It's discrimination if you ask me.

I told my glw about your dream. I think she was quite shocked. :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have understood for many years that to be of the hard left (or indeed, hard right) one must be actually mentally subnormal, but seeing the depths of braintardidness considered acceptable by these loonies is too disturbing to look away from.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

that) and I didn't like the way he smelt.

You had such a lovely red dress with a sexy split right up to the thigh. It was very fetching.

And you weren't exactly ****ing - more stroking your beast in a threatening manner whilst leering at someone.

[Berni]

How good a hotel was it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was like an Edwardian era Parisian brothel, all velvet and drapes.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

somehow gives them at least a modicum of credibility in one's mind.

In general, I think I was happier before I knew the words and phrases 'heteronormative', 'cisgender', 'cultural appropriation' or 'check your privilege'. :-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

propaganda at universities and from the BBC. Say mad things often enough and they become normalised; it is indeed exactly as you describe, and explains why we appear to be living in an asylum governed by the certified.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/06/sun-fro nt-page-antisemitic-save-our-bacon-ed-miliband#comments (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/06/sun-front-page-antisemitic-save-our-bacon-ed-miliband#comments)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I especially like the idea that if he becomes prime minister 'We'll have to keep an eye on this sort of thing'; presumably this 'we' is the self-appointed moral Guardianship of the chattering classes?

[Berni]

Questions about Israel, not so much.

[Peter]

:hehe: