When we finish 2nd or even 3rd some of those pundits (Owen etc) are going to look pretty stupid.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

He has a perfectly square, perfectly empty head.

This is a man who 'doesn't like films', remember? Any films.

How utterly lacking in higher brain function do you have to be to essentially struggle with the concept of narrative fiction? :-|

[PSRB]

this is a man who confesses to not seeing the point in watching films and has listened to 6 albums in his life

[Berni]

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/mcs/media/images/78226000/png/_78226254_owenlist.png
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/mcs/media/images/78226000/png/_78226255_owenlist.png

:hehe: 'forced'

[Berni]

Having to watch the Michael Mann borefest that is 'Heat' would put anyone off cinema.

[PSRB]

Forest Gump isn't bad either

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

1 if Heat is not the film I am thinking of.

Val Kilmer, Sharon Stone, others?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Plenty of stuff for the lowest common denominator in there though, i.e. **** thick people like.

I still love the "forced" idea though

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Clockwork'71.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm pretty sure you mean that Heat is not to your taste. Unless you have an objective definition of 'good' which is applicable to films, you are merely passing off opinion as fact.

Opinions are not facts.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

Uncle Buck being the finest

I maintain that Cool Runnings is a decent movie

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, Uncle Buck is good and all but...

[Berni]

Uncle Buck is good. Although it's no Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.imgur.com/PaVF3Es.gif

[Berni]

That's some classic Top Top Gun Bantz right there, j.

[Classic Jorge]

Or alternatively I'll just have your mum wear it off with friction

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, I've no idea either.

[Peter]

[Berni]

Honestly, j, how can you ever hope to be a proper man if you don't know these things?

[Classic Jorge]

And then......well f**k knows what five was about

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

Just the bits with the planes and the chaps just wearing towels or playing beach volleyball and that. All the rest of it is ****.

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Peter]

I think rocky 4 is probably my favourite comedy of all time :-)

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I applaud your memory.