Life is well ****.. On way to work I observed that

[Tai Lopez]

everything is ****...buses ****...people ****...working ****...secret santa ****....f**k the world...

[Berni]

[IUFG]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In line with office tradition he has rocked into work this morning with copious amounts of confectionery (none of which is actually in any way American).

Far from ****.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

or some sort of graylawn

[Classic Jorge]

I grew up reading Marvel comics and fantasising about Reece's Pieces, Peanut Butter Cups and Hershey Kisses. I imagined them to be the food of the gods and infinitely superior to our paltry, ration book chocolate. Boy was I in for a surprise, they're all f**king rank.

That said, Oreos and Marshmallow Fluff :eat:

[Pat Vegas]

thing I wish to do is waste money on confectionery etc for a bunch of people I didn't think twice about when I was away.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It's a confectionery high-wire when returning from holiday as quite often your average foreign sweet is minging, often inedible.

This lad just cut to the chase with 2 boxes of Heroes.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When asked why I simply said I did not like any of them, in fact I was probably ruder than that.

All laughed off as a joke of course, but my point was made.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I've missed the colonel :eat:

[Classic Jorge]

Like Fanny, or Cum, or Clit

[Berni]

I do find the American obsession with putting peanut butter in their confectionery genuinely upsetting, though. :-(

How are thousands of them every year not dropping dead of anaphylactic shock?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

bar named plopp.

[Berni]

Is it cultural or is it some sort of mind control drug that the Colonel developed in his Kentucky white supremacist lair?

[Classic Jorge]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0193/8039/files/johnmatuszak_grande.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

under the skin we all crave the Colonel's goodness.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Wicked Zinger meal, Gravy.

Bang.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

Lamb ribs were ace, though.

[Berni]

There used to be one in West Croydon (may still be for all I know) that used to take on the appearance of the Million Man March at about 3.30 when the schools kicked out.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

white chaps seem to riot but because of sports.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

were mostly in and around Shepherds Bush with the Hammersmith & City line in the background. Coincidentally, we walked through there yesterday, by Goldhawk Road station, where the first scuffle happens, and Shepherds Bush Market, where Ray Winstone's rocker gets a kicking.

Fash content: The odd thing about that line is that it pretends to share stations with other lines that are in fact completely unconnected. So two tube stations names Paddington, Hammersmith and until recently Shepherds Bush.

Yeah, I know. West London doesn't count etc.

[Dutch Gooner]

they are so melancholic the germans

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shall alert the BBC.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What a bunch of loonies.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

petrol station, can it? Asking for trouble.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

40 euro of diesel, newspaper, packet of Silvermints and 2 snack boxes please.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Twill be grand.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It will be grand.