Ainsley Maitland-Niles's Mum banned from Colney for slapping Dick Law

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/1157 2420/Arsenal-ban-Ainsley-Maitland-Niless-mother-over-assault .html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11572420/Arsenal-ban-Ainsley-Maitland-Niless-mother-over-assault.html)

[the splendor of antigone]

*his name is Ainsley Maitland-Niles so naturally I assume that they are very posh and wealthy and hence entitled and self-aggrandizing ****ers**

**None of that is true, I just wanted to see if you instantly jumped to a 'what a racist ****bag'-conclusion given the sentiment in the title field. If you did, you're a racist ****bag.***

edit: ***I of course realize my thinking up this elaborate ruse in the first place does suggest that I am indeed the racist prick here

[Wembleygooner- raised in hornsey]

Ainsleys mum slapping dick? In front of everyone ? Shouldn't be allowed ....

[Rich]

to resort to physical actions.

Perhaps Dick Law was telling her that we're binning her son off because we're signing Dybala :cloud9:

[Luis Anaconda]

the players' mums are much younger than me :cry:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[redgunamo]

Well done, Dick, imo.

[Ben.]

the main reason being someone is controlling him.

[Luis Anaconda]

as the first time I had seen a player for us who was younger than me. All down hill from there

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ben.]

[redgunamo]

[Ben.]

Their groundsman makes extra laying driveways when Somerset play away.

[Ben.]

[Luis Anaconda]

but hardly any other player get in double figures for them - not complaining. James Harris is bowling bloody well - and I can now understand why we signed Franklin. Thought it was odd at the time - especially as a batsmen

[redgunamo]

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[Ben.]

particularly good for the one day stuff, he hits it miles and mixes up his pace pretty well.
Do you have him for that as well?

[Luis Anaconda]

which is good. I always liked him just seems to have been around for ever. Really annoying about Voges - think a tilt at the title would be on if he was around all season. See Robson has done a bit of a Denly and England have ruined him. Good job Gubbins looks a very good player

[Ben.]

they can have my Irish passport, you can see why we don't need an overseas player :rolleyes:

England will probably call up Gubbins and f*ck him up as well :-(

I was surprised to see Compton at 3 tbh

[Hillary]

[pjlincs]

[Red N White Army]

[Luis Anaconda]

that the last older player for me - though I cling to the hope that Brad Friedel gets another contract at Spurs so there is still one player in the league older than me

[Luis Anaconda]

I assume Compton wants to bat at three - would be odd if he wasn't given seniority

[Ben.]

we had Bollinger last year and before that Philander who I thought was going to be amazing and was spectularly ****.
Also Wahab Riaz was great fun, you would either get a four wicket maiden with perfect 90mph inswinging yorkers or he would go for about 47 off the over.

[PSRB]

and her husband http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif