I'm in Norway and Heartbeat is on the telly with subtitles.

[Berni]

f**kssake, Norway! All that oil money and you're watching Heartbeat? :-(

[Classic Jorge]

You've got to hand it to the lad Wicksy, really.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I used to f**king hate that music.

[Berni]

Scandiwegia really needs some work imo. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm always amazed people aren't awestruck by the scandis

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He could go for a run.

[Berni]

Scandinavia is f**k dull. Like someone with no imagination was asked to design the perfect society, architecture and lifestyle. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can't go running in a suit and tie. It looks silly.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

You do a decent job of hiding your philistinism, I'll give you that

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Snin]

so just proper c**ts

[Snin]

to avoid the tedium and to actually see the place a bit

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Weddings, Funerals.

That's it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you ever seen a performing bum?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Sorry.

[Snin]

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1918499.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/J-Lo-performing-on-BGT.png

[redgunamo]

It's all airy-fairy, arty-farty frippery with the ones you get nowadays.

[redgunamo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/23/10/27E3EDF300000578-0-image-a-20_1429782816558.jpg

[Ears are alight]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Back in 5.

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

But to suggest that suitage is mandatory for performance is complete horse****.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

In fairness though, some of them do wear suits.

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why, that would be to suggest that any old off the peg number is appropriate.

A gentleman needs good tailoring for utmost performance.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Supermac1976]

http://www.traveller.com.au/content/dam/images/3/8/e/h/j/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.388zm.png/1400259601000.jpg
but is boring as f**k, that said Gasteshead looks ****e & is also boring as f**k.

[Berni]