Interesting, I just read that involuntary erections during the hours of sleep

[Monty91]

are evolutions way of preventing men from pissing the bed.

As a man who often needs a tinkle during the night, this explains a lot.

[Berni]

Off topic, but what exactly is a voluntary erection? One you've made happen through stimulation and drugs and whatnot? Aren't most erections involuntary?

[the splendor of antigone]

ogling women*, rub up against them on public transport, steal underwear etc.

*Or men**, if that's ur lookout

**or trannies*

***There are probably more

[Ashberto]

RIP Sodd :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That works as well.

[Berni]

[the splendor of antigone]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

lead to many an awkward manoeuvre to enable my escape from the living room undetected :hehe:

Otherwise my erections still function as they did when i was a horny teenager.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I only know what works for me.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

In the right mood, virtually anything is sexual stimulation imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Be frank. At this point in time you'd f**k a hole in a fence, wouldn't you?

[Berni]

http://www.alomvirag.hu/117-large_default/single-orchid.jpg

:cry:

[the splendor of antigone]

[Berni]

Give me five minutes.

[Monty91]

that the brain activity that takes place at times of twilight tumescence is often inconsistent with sexual arousal.

[Monty91]

by shoving your cock AND ball through?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

OK, there may be some margin for error on 'healthy', but still.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's like your hormones have re-awoken after years of slumber..

Plus, you've been raping people in your sleep.

[Monty91]

Otherwise there's gonna be a lot of a) sexual frustration or b) lots of 'just to keep him happy' sex

Neither of which are arguably healthy.

[Berni]

when you've no idea who or what's on the other side. :-(

Not for me, Clive.

[Berni]

Hang on. That came out wrong. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Monty91]

I wonder if they pop their heads round once they've finished to see who was gobbling them/they were gobbling, like a really sordid version of 'Blind Date'.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

I just say 'sorry' roll over and go to sleep, apparently. :shrug:

I'm a very polite sexsomniac, you see?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One doesn't necessarily wish to picture you in all your tumescent glory, climbing atop a lady I will sit opposite at at breakfast in the near future.

[Berni]

and a group of strangers on the interweb, what is the world coming to?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Some of us have not experienced the wonder of an engorged member for several years now.

[Berni]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/02/article-2165561-13D0290E000005DC-846_233x411.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Tornado12]

[redgunamo]