SelfishWimb. If a political party came along who was catered to you. What issues would you like them

[Pat Vegas]

to fix.

A) Make cigarette prices reasonable compared to the rest of Europe.

B) Cut the fuel duty.

C) more money please.

D) Sort of the ridiculous fares.

These are my selfish gripes with the UK.

What I am saying is I don't really care about Nurses and the NHS

[Luis Anaconda]

or make Germany have the pound

Or everyone have deutchsmarks

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

of this absurd nonsense where we insist on wasting education on people who don't want it up to the age of 16.

There's probably some other stuff, but that's just off the top of my head.

[Pat Vegas]

Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere asks for assistance on a special assignment. "This week I get to interview the legend Pele," he tweets. "What shall I ask him?"

[Monty91]

that he lost his virginity to a Brazilian farm boy. Obviously.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Criminalise everything else

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

STOP TELLING ME WHAT I MUSTN'T DO.

[Berni]

league as the poster boy of a military junta don't really count, do they?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

Make the BBC like any other channel.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Gentlemen of property will obviously have the right to carry such weapons as may be suitable for self-defence or the defence of Her Majesty and Her realm.

[Classic Jorge]

Even stranger, it was the day after Richard Desmond - Porn Baron and owner of what some people might consider a TV channel, Channel Five - game UKIP 1.5m quid.

#britishpoliticseverybody

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quids in chez moi.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You haven't thought this through.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

unprepossessing people who happen to agree, thereby implying that anyone who holds this view must therefore be unprepossessing themselves. It's like saying Hitler loved dogs, so all dog lovers must be Nazis. It's bull****.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

It's also pointing out that Farage would say anything so long as you shove a velvet glove up his arse.

The BBC is hugely popular, mystifyingly at times given some of the **** it turns out, and the only people bashing it pleases are commercial broadcasters like Murdoch and Desmond.

[Berni]

He's not a Nazi. He's more a sort of Rogue Male type if anything.

[Pat Vegas]

I can't stand the BBC news.

It's not even the content it's the tone of the presenters. I can't stand it. On the other hand I dislike Sky news also.

Italian news is funny. They play dramatic music with the stories :hehe: Isis running about with this evil music going.

I do find North American news a bit more easy going. they always have one of those stupid stories on there. Here is a seal who can slam dunk.

[Berni]

and neither of us has a commercial interest beyond not wishing to pay the licence fee for politics we don't like and **** we don't watch.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

90% tax rate.

[Berni]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transpo rt/11554368/Traffic-chaos-due-to-a-dog-taking-control-of-a-t ractor.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/11554368/Traffic-chaos-due-to-a-dog-taking-control-of-a-tractor.html)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

,,,who think everything is a communist conspiracy, despite everything pointing to the contrary.

I think the BBC is far too right wing and treats the establishment with a saccharine deference that makes me slightly sick, I don't want it abolished though. For one, I would have to listen to endless adverts.

[Pat Vegas]

Though maybe out of London it is.

But London Tonight or BBC south east are a load of ****e.

There is a very very strange woman on London tonight who's face does not move and she talks like a robot.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

If you find yourself wrapping up some food and start thinking this tin foil is amazing. It's like a metal that we can shape with our hands. That's how it starts.

In fact this post alone is very dangerous.

[Pokster]

more free or reduced cost child care. Lower tax on savings (you get taxed on the money you earn to save so why tax it again)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's Statist, socialist control over free will.

You might enjoy living under Pol Pot mate. I don't.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Then you would be abolishing or hugely amending inheritance tax also.

What about stamp duty then, another pain in the cock.

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

It's done on vans/buses.

Don't give us the option.

[Berni]

It is pro-establishment, of course,but there is no contradiction between being lefty and being part of the establishment any more. Unfortunately.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

One day I will.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and makes a hat from tinfoil to, literally, foil them. :jorge:

[Ashberto]

with, erm, mind-controlling rays.

Bear this in mind when the day comes that you want to know the significance of tin-foil hats for conspiracy enthusiasts.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Ashberto]

No tax on rollups or beer.

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It 'kind of' makes sense.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]

stamp duty has been ammended (correctly imo) so that there isn't a huge jump when you move up a band

some smartarses said this should have happened yrs ago :nod:

[Pokster]

[Pokster]

depending on what speed zone you are in.

If driverless cars aren't that many yrs away it is the obvious next step

[Classic Jorge]

if the tin foil hat fits....

[Bergkamp's Brain]

A bigger tax on those that "make it"