Good Lord! Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

[Berni]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03274/Untitled-1_3274757b.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

Although if it is, I can only assume that she isn't so much fat as just got stretched :-(

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, she looks happy enough. She must have a right old spam bucket.

[Berni]

potential medical emergency for the poor girl.

[Berni]

She must need a stepladder to get on the lavatory.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Supermac1976]

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Bit of decorum.

[Berni]

Mind you, imagine the size of his balls.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Due to their contrasting sizes I doubt he could fit between her outstretched legs so the chap has no option but to 'smash her up the gary' as chaps from London may suggest.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I have literally no idea how certain positions could work at all. She'd just have to go on top all the time, I reckon. Which must be like impaling herself. It's a shocking business all round.