I had a lovely fruit de mer & Arsenal almost ruined it for me

[Dorset Gooner]

table was booked for 5.30pm Saturday for Wife's birthday!

[Snin]

at 3pm was very very nice..highly recommended indeed

http://www.dylansrestaurant.co.uk/

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I ended up sitting amongst the dullest c**ts ever to walk the face of God's earth.

1. A man from the Isle of Sheppey who installs windows and conservatories. He wanted to tell me all about how great his team are. Manchester United.

2. His wife, who writes plays for the amateur dramatic society. On the Isle of Sheppey.

3. A fat Canadian minger who informed me that she 'tried out' for the college 'football' team and, despite never having played the game before, was put straight in the first team. Sadly, she then discovered that she is allergic to grass.

I was driving, and therefore couldn't drink.

It was a long, long evening.

[Dorset Gooner]

she did say change it but I thought f**k it I will only get stressed.

[Dorset Gooner]

http://www.oystershack.co.uk/

[Berni]

You can't have gone to such a thing for any other reason.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can't beging to describe the horror.

At the end they delivered a cake and played Stevie Wonder's 'Happy Birthday to ya' and the birthday 'girl' got all excited and sang along at the top of her voice and did excitable mumdancing and I want to dig my eyes out with spoons make the memories go away make them go away b :cry:

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

depressing gathering I've ever had to imagine.

It could only have been made any worse by the inclusion of a garrulous old soak of an ageing ex stunt pilot castigating everyone for their lack of aviation knowledge* :-D

*Or maybe a plumber

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And I was sober. Entirely sober :cry:

[Berni]

Whereabouts did it happen? Was it friends? Family? Friends of family?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

form of tourettes meaning he had to shout "win it" and "knock it" every five minutes during the Chelsea Utd game. If that wasn't bad enough he literally couldn't hold his drink spilling more over him then he managed to get down his gob

[Snin]

the landlord didnt show football usually but let us have back room, put TV on and play pool and have it to ourselves..perfect :o) i drank from 3pm to 3.30 am and was fine ..wd me imo

[Classic Jorge]

I think you might need to CUMGARGLING MONKEY SCROTUMS! take a diversity course.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Carlton! Carlton!'

[Classic Jorge]

"Carlton boss, yes"

I do feel that the boy Lawrie McMenemy gets next to no credit for his excellent straight man work in the comedy classic, An Impossible Job.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Though I may have watched Donnie Brasco a few too many times

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It is the glw who insists on remaining connected to society, damn her!

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Give it merchant, maybe they are related

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Doesn't happen often.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

although they are probably legion

[Snin]

to me..to me.. to him .. to him..back to you to you..pass and move ..to me ..one two one two.. to me to you.. :****er: for one hour non stop