Would it be bad parenting if I f**k off into the communal garden when the kid goes for his nap?

[Monty91]

I *think* I'd hear him crying/being abducted :rubchin:

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

Car seat or moses basket (bit racialist to assume you have one but there you go) sorted

[Monty91]

and it would surely take a seriously retarded 1-year-old to choke to death on their own vomit.

f**k it. I'm gonna risk it.

[Berni]

his style as he tries to impress them with tales of Solomon Kalou and how much he benches.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Monty91]

like a massive gayer :-(

[Berni]

[Curly]

You're not in Japan,m

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

Highgate Mum.

[Ashberto]

It is in town at least. Must be even colder up there in the Barnet hinterlands.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[barrybueno]

You could write a book afterwards :-)

[Pokster]

[Ashberto]

out of your right-wing intolerant snob phase. Why are they scum? Do they not know who won the FA Cup two years ago, for example?

[Ashberto]

I didn't say it was too cold for me, anyway. I'm a rugged outdoor type who likes crisp, sunny days so ner.

[barrybueno]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[barrybueno]

[Ashberto]

Are they wot skinheads wear?

[Monty91]

only for the ne'er-do-wells to debase things.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The concept of big nose successfully flirting with a female is beyond laughable.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I wish Channel 4 would do a programme on him.

[barrybueno]

Gonna wear them anyway. I look like the bloke in the insurance ad :hehe:

[Ashberto]

You're not all of those things :thumbup: