Good god

[Pat Vegas]

I have another meeting with the chaps on tuesday to discuss the terms.

**** is happening.
Now I am suddenly nervous.

[Berni]

just stroking your own ego.

[barrybueno]

Hope I'm not under selling you here.

[Pat Vegas]

per week.

[IUFG]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

F would have signed his new contract before the P45 came through.

[Berni]

I know I always have. Nobody's ever picked up on it. :shrug:

[Pat Vegas]

or claim as it's new tax year it's not showing proper.

[eastgermanautos]

:-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In the same way as accepting that the applicant enjoys walking, going to the cinema and socialising.

[Pat Vegas]

Actually I've played this well.

[Berni]

Instantly binned for stupidity.

This is still my best one ever, though.



Quote:



HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

I’m a keen self expressionist. I partake in Skateboarding and producing music.

I enjoy the above as it allows me to develop a winning attitude and express myself in an intresting format. My Music allows me to work in a team and exchange ideas’s and develop as a person.

My Skateboard allows me to show people how I can push myself on my own.

I like socialising, as it is a great way to meet people.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Brilliant.

Completely unemployable but brilliant.

[Berni]

purpose, don't you?

The phrase 'a keen self-expressionist' makes him sound like an obsessive masturbator, while saying 'I partake in skateboarding' is just so subtly, but crucially wrong as to suggest an evil genius at work.

I wanted to get him in just to have a look at him, but my md vetoed it. :hehe:

[barrybueno]

wd B :thumbup: