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Pat Vegas
04-17-2015, 11:04 AM
I have another meeting with the chaps on tuesday to discuss the terms.
**** is happening.
Now I am suddenly nervous.
Berni
04-17-2015, 11:05 AM
just stroking your own ego.
barrybueno
04-17-2015, 11:19 AM
Hope I'm not under selling you here.
Pat Vegas
04-17-2015, 11:21 AM
per week.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-17-2015, 11:25 AM
F would have signed his new contract before the P45 came through.
Berni
04-17-2015, 11:28 AM
I know I always have. Nobody's ever picked up on it. :shrug:
Pat Vegas
04-17-2015, 11:28 AM
or claim as it's new tax year it's not showing proper.
eastgermanautos
04-17-2015, 11:30 AM
:-)
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-17-2015, 11:31 AM
In the same way as accepting that the applicant enjoys walking, going to the cinema and socialising.
Pat Vegas
04-17-2015, 11:34 AM
Actually I've played this well.
Berni
04-17-2015, 11:37 AM
Instantly binned for stupidity.
This is still my best one ever, though.
Quote:
HOBBIES AND INTERESTS
I’m a keen self expressionist. I partake in Skateboarding and producing music.
I enjoy the above as it allows me to develop a winning attitude and express myself in an intresting format. My Music allows me to work in a team and exchange ideas’s and develop as a person.
My Skateboard allows me to show people how I can push myself on my own.
I like socialising, as it is a great way to meet people.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-17-2015, 11:38 AM
Berni
04-17-2015, 11:41 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-17-2015, 11:42 AM
Brilliant.
Completely unemployable but brilliant.
Berni
04-17-2015, 11:45 AM
purpose, don't you?
The phrase 'a keen self-expressionist' makes him sound like an obsessive masturbator, while saying 'I partake in skateboarding' is just so subtly, but crucially wrong as to suggest an evil genius at work.
I wanted to get him in just to have a look at him, but my md vetoed it. :hehe:
barrybueno
04-17-2015, 12:07 PM
wd B :thumbup:
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