Alone for dinner. The fridge contains minced beef and lettuce.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mince salad?

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've eaten like a pig all week.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

It's not like Olive on the buses type cafe so I am told.

but it's free

[Pokster]

Or just get Berni to come round and tell him to bring the food

[Ashberto]

Throw the lettuce away.

[Berni]

ever pointed out that all the men were hideously ugly as well.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[Pat Vegas]

yet 10 years younger than Reg Varney.

Of course you must have seen the Reg Varney first cash machine plaque in Enfield.

[Pokster]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Classic Jorge]

And she got to ride in a sidecar too.
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[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Berni]

[Berni]

But he was mad for raping her for some reason :shrug:

[Berni]

Ah, the early 80s. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or at least stop on the way home and pick up additional items, though I would expect your store cupboard already has plentiful kitchen staples and spices.

You are 50. Mince and lettuce ffs.

I did think of that very nice Thai thing I have had a few times but I see B has already pissed all over that.

[Luis Anaconda]

Some of the youngsters may not get the reference - maybe no one will

[Berni]

Not sure what they actually were, tbh. Weird, rubbery quality. Dwlicious, though.

They're probably illegal under EU law these days. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like-a da mama used to make!

[Classic Jorge]

I think the black chap saying "fried onion rings" was a bit too chalky white for most

[Berni]

people had for dinner.

[Norn Iron]

[Classic Jorge]

Jerk batter, eh? Like KFCGTi

[Berni]

thus allowing all the grease to pool.

I also remember that sort of squeaked as you ate them.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I remember the squeaking now you mention it.

f**k it, I'm going to mould the mince into burgers and scoff it wrapped in lettuce.

[Berni]

f**king ace, they were

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

How the hell did you miss the "your mum" tap-in there?

[Classic Jorge]

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[Monty91]

and 'mayo'.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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