Holy f**k

[Monty91]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036450/Watch-moment -man-tries-catch-world-s-biggest-huntsman-spider-instead-suf fers-embarrassing-fall.html?ito=video_player_click (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036450/Watch-moment-man-tries-catch-world-s-biggest-huntsman-spider-instead-suffers-embarrassing-fall.html?ito=video_player_click)

[the splendor of antigone]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Wonderful reaction though :clap:

http://i.imgur.com/DZt31KB.gif

[Classic Jorge]

What has that crazy old lady got against the concept of dignity?

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

the over 60s?

[Classic Jorge]

Over 65s, imo.

By rights you should be dead by then anyway. We need people voting for the future, not clinging to the past with their yellowing, liver spot flecked fingers.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

And by working I mean in the salt mines, obviously. The blatant ageism displayed here by the Twitter generation will not allow people of a certain vintage access to regular employment - that much is clear. :harrumph:

[the splendor of antigone]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Anyway, rather the bounce of badly signed killer spider than the f**ker setting up home in your bedroom. One can just open a window.

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, a vote for me is a vote for the future.

On 7th May vote for me, vote for the (Soylent) Green Party!

[the splendor of antigone]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Sounds like a killer alright.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It's a basic mantra.

[Classic Jorge]

Or at the very least, some seared flesh

[redgunamo]

[the splendor of antigone]

f**king block off

[Billy Goat Sverige]

:-|

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2cx82m0.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And in this case I would suggest a magazine as opposed to a paper.

But directly overhead the rolled paper/magazine could be problematic.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/how-chelsea-can- lose-premier-5510681 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/how-chelsea-can-lose-premier-5510681)

:-|

[Classic Jorge]

Still, better than the old stomach/head combo

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

me, there's not enough absorption of fluids.

[redgunamo]

Anyway, won't your plan be tough to incentivise?

[redgunamo]

Or a deity even. Either way, probably worth a few quid.

[Berni]

f**ked pretty much everything up royally and then retired at 55 on their final salary pensions and left everyone else with not a f**king lot.

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

For me it’s all about the kill.

[the splendor of antigone]

if you've actually had to put some work in.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Essentially I would (back in the so called day) nail any mott as long as she had two bangers and could breathe.

[the splendor of antigone]

[redgunamo]

Fair doe. Very fair.

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]