This Bellerin fella has broken Theo's 40 mtr sprint record apparently.. How about that! Anyway, we

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

need a decent chant for out Spanish super-hero and it has to be to the tune of "Celery" don't you think? -

Bellerin! Bellerin!
He'll shag your mum and he'll tickle her bum
and his name is Bellerin

[Snin]

http://www.tablesleague.com/players/437468_hector_bellerin_1.jpg

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

an Almodovar film, who falls for his best friend's mum, who likes him enough to rope him in for a series of sexually educating f**k sessions, after which he's finally ready to go out with girls his own age without spooging in his pants within 30 seconds of holding hands.

[Snin]

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Classic Jorge]

Would be where's I'd put my tenner.

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

Arsnul, Arsnul, Arsnuuuul....

Bellerin, Bellerin, Bellerin....Bedllerin, Bellerin, Belleriiiin
Bellerin, Bellerin, Bellerin.....Bedlle-ri-iiin...BE-LU-RIN!

[Classic Jorge]

Poor Bobby Pires though, saddled with such a Netto chant.

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Classic Jorge]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Snin]

Whoa, Bell erin (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, Bell erin (bam-ba-lam)
Bellerins a child (bam-ba-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-ba-lam)
He said "I'm worryin' outta mind" (bam-ba-lam)
The damn thing gone blind (bam-ba-lam)
I said Oh, Bellerin (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, Bellerin (bam-ba-lam)
Oh, Bellerin (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, Bellerin (bam-ba-lam)
He really gets me high (bam-ba-lam)
You know that's no lie (bam-ba-lam)
He's so rock steady (bam-ba-lam)
And he's always ready (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, Bellerin (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, Bellerin (bam-ba-lam)

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Snin]