Would it be petty of me to harbour resentment towards Giroud for fist-pumping the Monaco goalkeeper

[Monty91]

after nearly making it 3-0 in the away leg?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I'm pretty sure fist-pumping an opposing keeper is a red card offence. Even assuming it's consensual.

[Monty91]

and his reaction is to congratulate the goalkeeper?

Pfff.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Your reason appears to be so much better than mine.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's a professional footballer, interacting with another professional footballer.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And as I am quite sure I have pointed out, I do not breakfast midweek.

[Monty91]

that he's little bit too pleased with himself for carving out a first team place at The Arsenal.

[Classic Jorge]

I don't remember you pointing that out tbh, how do you sustain yourself?

Are you more of a coffee and pastry man or do you chow down on some healthy granola on the cycle into the office?

[Monty91]

wistfully day-dreaming about snacking on them during the Ingerlund game that evening. It was a dangerous moment.

Back on the porridge again this morning *sigh*

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Which I take to my desk and drink while catching up on overnight matters of the world.

Then I lunch, at lunchtime.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He is a gentleman employed to pop the bladder in the ol' onion bag so that you experience some pleasure for about 7 seconds on a Saturday afternoon.

That is all, really. Not that it isn't admirable that you experience some joy in your otherwise no doubt arid existence, but analysing the ins and outs of players' facial expressions or assumed conceits has got to be an ultimately unrewarding pastime.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, it makes me look less of a hypocrite when I'm trying to get my daughter to eat hers

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite nice I thought but then breakfast cereals in general are good.

[Monty91]

can you imagine Wrighty doing that?

He's taken the pwide aahhht of a wespectable comeback there, Wobbie.

[Classic Jorge]

Taste and texture aside, of course

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're supposed to be a writer. Basic literacy would be nice.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Being those occasions when there is a young chick stood by the LUAS on Stephens Green handing them out. Invariably I get a few.

And I put them in my drawer for those days when I am f**king starving.

Genius really, a biscuit for breakfast.

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I suspect this is something from one of his girlfriend's magazines.

[Monty91]

precision when writing informally, such as on a message board.

Also, your mum.

[Monty91]

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2012/02february/pages/breakfast-cerea ls-still-too-high-in-sugar.aspx (http://www.nhs.uk/news/2012/02february/pages/breakfast-cereals-still-too-high-in-sugar.aspx)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I would imagine if you saw a young whippersnapper knock out a particularly good Powerpoint presentation you would get up from your desk, mount your skateboard and approach him with your hand outstretched and slightly raised.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Nice beard, as well.'

[Classic Jorge]

These are the people that resurrect Diana every monday and claim immigints give us cancer the other days of the week.

Also, and i can't stress this point enough, would Special K not taste nicer if it had that much sugar in it? It tastes like wood shavings ffs.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

Listen, I'm the last person to espouse all of that british values bull**** (mostly as it's bull****) but sportsmanship and gentlemanliness are to be admired and aspired to.

wd Ollie imo

[Monty91]

It's always been sold as a low calorie option for women, because it's low in fat.

[Berni]

Indeed, nobody's ever been able to convince me that Shredded Wheat is actual food for humans. Neither have I ever met anyone who claimed to like it.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

These were the days prior to my (aesthetic) lactose intolerance, you understand.

It may have been the application of spoonful after spoonful of sugar which rendered the item palatable, of course.

[Classic Jorge]

That said, you need a full spoon of sugar to make it anywhere near palatable.

[Berni]

I don't think Frosties even pretend to be healthy, do they?

[Classic Jorge]

They've certainly tried to make them healthier

[Snin]

kind of made it pointless tho i guess

[Berni]

your soft palate and gums. :-(

It's not a breakfast cereal, it's an anti-personnel device.

[Snin]

GRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTT and Tony was many things but a liar..they were indeed great

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ethereal, diaphanous Shredded Wheat float before my mind's eye, but when I reach out to grasp them... gone!

It was many, many years ago, b. When the world, and even your mum, was young.

[Berni]

No salt. What the f**k is the point of that? I sprinkled them in sodium chloride and they were immediately wonderful. A lesson for us all, there.

I do wish people would stop pretending that food without salt is edible.

[Classic Jorge]

Good news though, got my poached egg technique right down.

[Berni]

Mind you, I always hated Sugar Puffs as well. They tasted dirty.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article880861.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Wayne%20Rooney's%20new%20haircut.jpg

[Berni]

The boy's an idiot.

[Snin]

filthy they were..not even one colour

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Now Golden Nuggets were simply magnificent.

[Berni]

would call a breakfast cereal 'Graham'.

[Classic Jorge]

You'd expect more from your AWIMB son

[Snin]

so it was ****e

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/07/article-1225942-071E5E96000005DC-980_468x345.jpg

[Berni]

[Snin]

cinnamon

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How remarkable.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I doubt it's golden, though.

[Snin]

FACT

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I now crack eggs over a cup into some clingfilm, baggy them up and do them in a pan of nearly boiling water. Failsafe technique.

[Snin]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02122/_Michelle-Mone_2122962b.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How nice.

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

So that'll be a FACT then.

Also, your mum.

[Berni]

One of their taglines was 'Crammed with Graham', apparently. NTTAWWI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Grahams

[Snin]

and is not actually a tech at all ? a poached egg not runny is fecking grim..FFS you f**ker wasted 2 eggs, 5 mins of my time and upset my missus by ruining a sunday morning..thanks J ..thanks a lot

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**king barrel of laughs round your gaff.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_flour

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Evidence. I need evidence.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Apologies to the Dutchman.

[Berni]

Which I have to say is an even stupider name.

[Berni]

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