Mass on Easter Sunday morning.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Where will you be attending?

I'm going to be here. Mass sung in German, now that's what I call proper muscular christianity.

http://www.salzburg.info/website/var/tmp/image-thumbnails/80000/81997/thumb__contentGalleryBig/salzburger-dom_258847.jpeg

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

Beer festival, Essex.

lol

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Ffoodanddrin k%2Fpubs%2F7972853%2FEssex-pub-guide-The-Viper-Mill-Green-Essex.html&ei=o7YaVfbmG82R7Abm2IH4BQ&bvm=bv.89381419,d.d24&psig=AFQjCNEjyMVXRzDtSzOzfTkYlUu0U9WRow&ust=1427900449229635

[Berni]

Also, I don't like the bit where you all shake hands. I mean, it's better than the kiss of peace, but it's still bodily contact with strangers, which I'm keen to avoid.

Oh, and I don't believe in God, of course. So there's that, too.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's art, man.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Biggest Orthodox Cathedral in the world I am told

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQn4Y7iggP6gKCcaWtrG5ZhYz_a-8dQOCNyhFsHLkq9VoMLJT2sg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The proper stuff, not some ridiculous Bubbles babbling nonsensically.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is that in Greece?

[Berni]

For me, if it's not Gothic, it's not really a church. But that's just me.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

Check this bloke out. He's a Pope.

http://www.coptic.net/pictures/Photo.PopeShenoudaIIISeat-03.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.churches-uk-ireland.org/images/dublin/dublin/rathmines.jpg

I've never actually been in it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/files/2013/05/popes.jpg

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Also aged piss.

[Berni]

This, of course, is because the protestants stole all the good ones.

[Ashberto]

What with you being a filthy Norman and all that.

[Ashberto]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01705/p_the-viper_1705542c.jpg

[Jake]