Phil Jones clearly not getting the joke*

[PSRB]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03251/nev_3251030b.jpg

*nicked off Twitter

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

the rodent faced "busy little c**t" that he is.

His very presence offends me, you can imagine how offensive his omnipresence is.

['Neg]

[PSRB]

Gone off him ever since he robbed the bro-in-law of any chance of getting goal of the month by pointing out that Mignolet's starting position was so poor

[Classic Jorge]

He's a jealous, petty little man who's never uttered anything of interest to me. I prefer the Anton of the family, if I had to pick won.

[PSRB]

alongside United, clearly

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And he gives the closest thing to proper tactical analysis you'll see on TV.

[Classic Jorge]

Though I have to admit I'll usually take the delayed radio commentary over him if I can.

That's right, I'll take Alan Green over him, and what?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're wrong. Stop saying this wrong thing over and over again. It makes you look silly.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

It'll be wall to wall "tempo" and "it's too slow, they need to be faster".

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You have clearly decided, and you're not going to change your mind. I admire this consistency of thought. Your mistake is in trying to convince others to think as you do in this matter.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Allowing whatever prejudices fester in your mind to cloud an opinion.

Neville is quite fair to all clubs, in our case he is very gushing when we deserve it but crucially he is very critical when we deserve it. This is fine, balanced punditry.

He probably has a sneaky allegiance towards United but then why the f**k shouldn't he.

Btw your constant harping on about "passion" and/or "tempo" just makes you sound like a c**t. Perhaps they are slightly over used terms but for every "passion" you will have AW mention spirit or desire in almost every single post match post victory interview.

[Classic Jorge]

He has that air about him though, like he's no stranger to saying "I'll make them all pay, one day I'll make them all pay, you watch" through sniffles and tears.

Horrible little man.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm currently editing a ton of videos and I'm bored out of my mind.

Still, I remain shocked at the esteem everyone holds Neville in. Scroll down and look at his pic again.

*ugh*

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We're mostly adults and can surely rise above previous hatred to acknowledge that the man is good at what he does now.

Neville and Souness, best there is and I say that even though the latter is a dirty Hun.

[Classic Jorge]

Of course, Roy Keane is a level above which has nothing to do with football and everything to do with everyone else in the studio effectively trying to defuse a metaphorical bomb all of the time and being scared it will explode.

I try and miss out as much of the punditry as I can nowadays, mostly because of your nevilles and your redknapps, though I do enjoy TH's looks of utter incredulity.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I know there will be assumed pressure to like him because he is such a hero, but then he may just as easily be a c**t.

Brady was great a few years ago on RTE, I remember him nearly coming to blows in his desire to defend AW.

[Classic Jorge]

TH is little bit baby steps right now. Though he cannot hide his disgust at the **** that neville and redknapp frequently spout.

As you know, he does a great line in incredulous looks

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Champions League game.

On the subject of Dunphy, and loosely related to politics from earlier, he canvassed at the last election for a good friend of his, Independent TD Shane Ross.

I met him at my local supermarket on a saturday morning and after telling him he would not be getting my vote, we had a very polite 10 minute chat on all things football until he remembered what he was actually there for.