I know the NHS is not perfect but after 3 days in Belgrade

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

It becomes a shining beacon of civilisation.

Want to see a doctor here? Well cough up or wait until they get around to it.
Go to the hospital they send you home asap before you get something worse than you arrived with

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Moan moan moan. Brits want miraculous healthcare as long as some other poor f**ker pays for it.

[Luis Anaconda]

It's astonishing. I mean, I only take days off for the odd hangover