View Full Version : Anyone know what the smiley >.< might mean in an email?
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:10 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:11 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 03:11 PM
It means the person that sent you the e-mail is probably a c**t.
f**king smileys indeed.
Pat Vegas
03-27-2015, 03:12 PM
All the awimb smilies are Chinese excluding these fellas
:curry: :gromit: :muppet: :nurse: :spud: :wallace: :illwatson: :snow: :barcode: :****spud: :mrt: :glazer: :notforsale: :dogs: :mancs: :furious: :philbrown:
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:14 PM
Chinawoman sounds like a superhero, btw, don't you think?
Pat Vegas
03-27-2015, 03:14 PM
Luis Anaconda
03-27-2015, 03:15 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:16 PM
Chinawoman's superpower would be, er, 'Ha! So!' with a whirl of her arms she bolts an iPhone together!
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:16 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
03-27-2015, 03:16 PM
I have no idea tbh.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:16 PM
Pat Vegas
03-27-2015, 03:18 PM
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:18 PM
She signs her emails 'Weewee'. I laugh every time.
I am 41 years old. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Pat Vegas
03-27-2015, 03:19 PM
You serach >.<
Your search - >.< - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Try different keywords.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:20 PM
and use this as your special nickname for her. She'll love it.
Pat Vegas
03-27-2015, 03:21 PM
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:22 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:25 PM
They're probably mad for such activities. No morals, see?
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:26 PM
Mind you, I shall be meeting weewee in Singapore later this year, so I shall enquire as to her morals.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:27 PM
Boring, narrow-minded miserablists.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:28 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:30 PM
Pretty well everything else is.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:32 PM
not being Singapore.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:33 PM
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:36 PM
swearing or whatever.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:38 PM
Hotel bars are full of Australian bankers behaving appallingly. The wily chinee just rolls his eyes and gets on with liberating dollars from the gweilu.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:45 PM
Is there no part of this planet that isn't crawling with those f**king people?
There's only about 17 million of them, ffs! How do they get everywhere?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:48 PM
They really are coarse, vulgar ****ers.
You must go up the Marina Sands jobbie. Skyscrapers with a sort of ship built across the top of them. The skybar has amazing views and 36 million Australians. There's a nice old colonial church next to the cricket square - and you should get a local to take you for dinner to a night market. Newton Circus is good. Obvs you'll want the chilli crab.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:51 PM
These skyscrapers. They don't have glass lifts, do they? :-(
You know how I am with glass lifts.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:53 PM
There'[s an express lift to the roofbar where you have to be looked up and down by a sort of Barbie doll to see if you're cool enough or, failing that, white enough to be allowed up.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:56 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 04:01 PM
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