Anyone know what the smiley >.< might mean in an email?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It means the person that sent you the e-mail is probably a c**t.

f**king smileys indeed.

[PSRB]

[Pat Vegas]

All the awimb smilies are Chinese excluding these fellas

:curry: :gromit: :muppet: :nurse: :spud: :wallace: :illwatson: :snow: :barcode: :****spud: :mrt: :glazer: :notforsale: :dogs: :mancs: :furious: :philbrown:

[Berni]

Chinawoman sounds like a superhero, btw, don't you think?

[Pat Vegas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Chinawoman's superpower would be, er, 'Ha! So!' with a whirl of her arms she bolts an iPhone together!

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I have no idea tbh.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

She signs her emails 'Weewee'. I laugh every time.

I am 41 years old. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Pat Vegas]

You serach >.<

Your search - >.< - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Try different keywords.

[PSRB]

you 'orrible man

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and use this as your special nickname for her. She'll love it.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're probably mad for such activities. No morals, see?

[Berni]

Mind you, I shall be meeting weewee in Singapore later this year, so I shall enquire as to her morals.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Boring, narrow-minded miserablists.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Pretty well everything else is.

[Berni]

not being Singapore.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

swearing or whatever.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hotel bars are full of Australian bankers behaving appallingly. The wily chinee just rolls his eyes and gets on with liberating dollars from the gweilu.

[Berni]

Is there no part of this planet that isn't crawling with those f**king people?

There's only about 17 million of them, ffs! How do they get everywhere?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They really are coarse, vulgar ****ers.

You must go up the Marina Sands jobbie. Skyscrapers with a sort of ship built across the top of them. The skybar has amazing views and 36 million Australians. There's a nice old colonial church next to the cricket square - and you should get a local to take you for dinner to a night market. Newton Circus is good. Obvs you'll want the chilli crab.

[Berni]

These skyscrapers. They don't have glass lifts, do they? :-(

You know how I am with glass lifts.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There'[s an express lift to the roofbar where you have to be looked up and down by a sort of Barbie doll to see if you're cool enough or, failing that, white enough to be allowed up.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]