View Full Version : I casually mentioned at work I don't own a microwave and people appear to be shocked
Pat Vegas
03-27-2015, 02:44 PM
'You don't have one!' Like I am some sort of wrongun.
However I have 2 freezers for some reason. :shrug:
but actually don't freeze much.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 02:45 PM
FACT.
Berni
03-27-2015, 02:49 PM
Although, of course, you don't like butter soft, do you?
I make porridge in mine as well.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 02:49 PM
The fact that there is no factual basis to your statement of fact does not take away from it, for me.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 02:51 PM
90 seconds. Bang.
Breakfast. Done.
Luis Anaconda
03-27-2015, 02:51 PM
Berni
03-27-2015, 02:52 PM
This is based on some urban myth he heard about 30 years ago, of course. The loon.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 02:54 PM
It's white man's magic, sw, and it scares me.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 02:55 PM
Some sick ******* is going to mention milk in a minute.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 02:55 PM
Your father kept a dead cat in the freezer did he not?
Billy Goat Sverige
03-27-2015, 02:56 PM
Berni
03-27-2015, 02:56 PM
Pat Vegas
03-27-2015, 02:58 PM
windows up or we'd die instantly from the fumes.
When you are a kid this is scary as **** .
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:00 PM
Dirty, mucus-ridden *******.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:01 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:02 PM
'young man'. I like the cut of your jib.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 03:04 PM
What in god's name would I want heated milk for?
Absolute f**king disaster.
Forgot about it and then it exploded.
Thanks.
Billy Goat Sverige
03-27-2015, 03:06 PM
ITSUPFORGRABSNOW
03-27-2015, 03:07 PM
Adds flavour to the tatoes at the same time. Leae one in pan to mash up in the gravy before you pass it through the sieve
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:08 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-27-2015, 03:08 PM
That's what you feed horses.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:09 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
03-27-2015, 03:10 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 03:10 PM
But yes, if I did it would be prepared on the cooker in the traditional sense.
My comment on microwave heated milk was another small insight into my parenting techniques with respect to Mon-Fri breakfast preparations.
Berni
03-27-2015, 03:13 PM
My father has taken to adding rum to his, though. He's really getting quite eccentric, now I think about it.
And I appreciated the insight, sw. I just didn't want to make a big thing of it after you warned me off earlier. ;-)
I'm not going to stand there and open the door every 2 seconds, am I?
Not impressed.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 03:19 PM
Sunday will always be the cooked variety so leaves little scope for slow release carbohydrates. On occasion I simply have a bowl of Cheerios or usually toast / crumpets.
Anyway, rum for breakfast? Not good. Your father sounds like he is on a permanent stag weekend less the organised activity.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-27-2015, 03:20 PM
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