Forget lunch what's for dinner?

[Pat Vegas]

Tortellini for me with Panna.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Snin]

baguette.. it was lovely.. now strarting get hungry again! .. tonight with either go The Coach for triple cooked chips, burger and a chick kiev or at home have lots of garlic, field mushrooms and chicekn breasts..n cream.. so that with loads of white rice ..mmmm

[Snin]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was just sat here thinking "dirty Welsh *******".

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

God I've changed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

It's very confusing, especially when someone says they'll do something after dinner. What time is that then?

[Pat Vegas]

Chinese kids running around the place. Chinese telly on and those terrible massive wall calendars they have done with weird photos on them.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

Now it's like do you want it in a wrap? No
Rice?
RICE? f**king Rice?

The meat is all shredded. and the sauces are wrong.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I read a review of said place last weekend that was less than gushing but then some reviewers are like that, and of course reviews are entirely subjective and effectively not worth the paper they are written on.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was very much looking forward to it - some reviewers I tend to trust gave it good reviews.

Do you have a booking?

[eastgermanautos]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I reside in Dublin as you know. When I visit your city it is not for formal dining.

I was of the impression, obviously an incorrect one, that it was one of these new fangled places where one cannot book.

The review was not necessarily damning, just a little cool on the whole 'hysteria' about the place. It is entirely feasible that the reviewer was simply being too cool for school, as such.

I'm not entirely sure food reviewers deserve to be taken too seriously anyway.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No judge in the country would think less of you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can book but they are currently booked out months in advance.

I like restaurants who produce a menu absolutely filled with things I want to eat. Like this one:

English Salt Cod Croquettes & Aioli

Whipped Cod’s Roe, Bread & Fennel Butter


....................


Burrata, Beetroot & Clementine

Grilled Leeks, Goat’s Curd, Brown Butter & Smoked Almonds

Fried Mylor Shrimp & Lemon

Lamb Cutlets, Anchovy, Mint & Parsley

Cornish Crab, Barbecued Cucumber, Dill & Seaweed

Beef Tartar, Rosemary, Nasturtium & Rye



....................


Ox Cheek, Champ, Spring Onion & Spinach

Monkfish, Blood Orange, Fennel & Monks Beard

Duck, Rhubarb, Black Cabbage & Chervil Root

Beef Sirloin, Onion, Pickled Walnut, Pink Fir & Tunworth

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

For which I apologise:


http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/20/kitty-fi shers-london-w1-restaurant-review-marina-oloughlin (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/20/kitty-fishers-london-w1-restaurant-review-marina-oloughlin)

[Pat Vegas]

I think it lasted a month.

There is a place still there.

There is another place Bombay Burrito.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She doesn't like the place because David Cameron went there.

f**king idiot.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But it is not a c**ting burrito.

Food c**ts are among the very worst type of c**ts.

[Berni]

Every single f**king critic seems to have some tedious axe to grind, which makes their criticism pointless. Equally, it's such a tiny and rarefied world that they all seems to have their heads several miles up their arses.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Coren is usually reliable if your question is, 'Am I going to get a good meal.'

[Classic Jorge]

I never, ever touch mushy peas. I'm not that northern

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Now allowing for the fact that they are probably playing it up a little for the camera, confusing their roles as food critics with wannabee comedians, I still cannot get away from the fact that the fat f**ker Campion is a person you would dearly love to punch, the silly looking f**ker with the dark hair (so called "Jay") is a person you would dearly love to punch and the final chap William is a person that punching is too good for and indeed is a person you would dearly love to torture.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Rice, eh?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

In fact, I think this is her attempting to smile.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/news2009/2020/2020_kate_2.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52094000/jpg/_52094536_jex_1012431_de27-1.jpg

[Snin]

its kerridge place

http://thecoachmarlow.co.uk/menu/

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Snin]

tastes n stick to him really :-)

[Berni]

Howard Jacobson's still got it sewn up, though.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/10/13/1286989327122/Howard-Jacobson-winner-of-007.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Bit f**ked up if not.

I must admit to never reading any of his columns so he may be very knowledgeable and informative, simply his television persona makes him a c**t.