The Cameron v Milliband debate would have been far better if the public weren't involved

[Brentwood]

to ask such lame questions. The questions were just so dull and easy (Mr Milliband, can we trust you?)

Paxman did pretty well, but spent too much time calling Ed a geek, when he could have used the time far more effectively to destroy him on his policies and Labour's track record

[Berni]

The sort of people who want to wave their metaphorical willies at that sort of event are - generally speaking - thick, ignorant, attention-seeking c**ts who should be gassed.

[Brentwood]

What opposition politician in the world would struggle to answer that question?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

It was basically Italian football with Peter Brackley commentating from a shed in Tooting.

[Classic Jorge]

Nice little not to equivocality there

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

even the ones where he was actually on the pitch, tbf).

I think it was a byelaw or something.

[Classic Jorge]