If you were the type of person to fly a plane full of people into the ground.

[Pat Vegas]

Wouldn't try to crash it into a city or something? Maximum damage.

Or is just take your chance when co-pilot goes for a walk?

[PSRB]

as thon Indonesian pilot did?

What if they had broken the door down?

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Jake]

[Pat Vegas]

PULL UP PULL UP, WIPE UP WIPE UP, TOO LOW TERRAIN

[Bergkamp's Brain]

If one of the flight crew leaves, he/she would needs to be replaced by one of the cabin crew. Perhaps the replacement and the co-pilot were getting it on and got carried away :shrug:

[Pat Vegas]

Too the moon!

But in all seriousness it seems the doors are very secure these days. You may know more about this.

But the news can't really advertise if there is away to open the door from the outside

[PSRB]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I don't think letting a poof up there was really the way forward.

[Classic Jorge]

[barrybueno]

even have locks on the doors. Or doors even!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Could be dangerous.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Also told me that when cabin crew come into the cockpit, there is often shenanigans that take place. Feasible :shrug:

[PSRB]

cabin crew like to gossip

[Pat Vegas]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The plot thickens.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Very much a Ronseal of a name

[Winston Wolfe]

Stuff an apple in your mount, a dildo up your arse, shoot out the windows and **** away furiously so you can explode before the plane hits the ground.

[Pat Vegas]

maybe he had a tiff with the other pilot.

Like when a couple argue on the motorway and the driver says he's gonna drive the car into the wall.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But then you have clearly dwelt on the subject of gay clubs a lot longer than this man.

I refer you sir to the earlier comment on mustard trousers.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

only has old men in there but I doubt it is a gay pub.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Monty91]

Could have gone better :-|

This was after I'd accidently exposed myself to her by forgetting to lock the toilet door.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm wearing some now, indeed.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

I like your gay clubs, or at least I did. Better drugs, better music, reduced threat of violent dickheads and if you aren't there to pull it's perfect.

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

******* black cab driver.

We did not hang around.

[PSRB]

[barrybueno]

[Snin]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

[Snin]

your house properly imo.

Butt naked is best with lots of physical jerks in front of the french windows and upstairs imo

i also like to tease the neighbours naked dancing in front of the slightly frosted bathroom window

[Snin]

code ? they should have just shot you dead on the spot imo and asked questions later..heebeejeebees n towel heads all come from same pisspot ..that trolly dolly should be sacked for not having you killed instantly

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Bed down. Rather dull.

[Berni]

at the very least, I'd have thought.

[Berni]

As we know, this is the only surefire remedy for illness.

[Monty91]

four digits long since I had done the same for her.

That doesn't really work, but you see where I was going with it...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

creation of eggy. :-(

[Monty91]

If I'd have known you were under the weather, I would not have bantered you off so gleefully earlier today.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

deeper than an tiff about which flap to wiggle. May have been medical and hence distorting reality and priorities.
His end may have been the only thing on his mind in total

[Ashberto]