View Full Version : Whoa, there! What's wrong with dressing gowns? Dressing gowns are - if anything - the single finest
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:09 PM
garment any man or woman can wear: comfortable, warm, all-enveloping, no tricky buttons or zips and the best wons even come with a hood, ffs! It doesn't get better than that. If I thought I could get away with it, I'd wear nothing else.
Luis Anaconda
03-26-2015, 02:13 PM
What an off licence was doing in my ... wait no - not that one
They served me as well - though it was in Sheffield
http://cdnb.lystit.com/photos/2013/11/20/al-uppers-suede-soles-leather-brownmulti-barbour-monty-suede-tartan-slippers-product-1-15109987-858178208_large_flex.jpeg
Monty91
03-26-2015, 02:15 PM
Any action other than standing still will expose your below-the- waist regions to unpleasant wind sheer.
Which, coincidently, is what Sir Charlie thinks happened to the crashed plane.
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:16 PM
off at school.
Hypocritically enough, I can't help but feel that this presages the end times. :-(
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-26-2015, 02:17 PM
I have never owned one so cannot argue on either side of this debate.
Luis Anaconda
03-26-2015, 02:17 PM
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:18 PM
course. In warm weather, it's splendid - although there is the constant risk/perk of 'accidentally' exposing yourself to people.
ITSUPFORGRABSNOW
03-26-2015, 02:18 PM
I have seen them
Bergkamp's Brain
03-26-2015, 02:18 PM
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:18 PM
I find it also encourages easy access, no nonsense, sexual activity.
You can then do it up and be completely proper again, all very convenient.
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:21 PM
Although that does mean having to wash it regularly.
but can't find a non-hotel chain branded one anywhere, any thoughts?
barrybueno
03-26-2015, 02:22 PM
hospital ops. You've inspired me to wear it this Saturday.
I'll give you some feedback on how it felt :thumbup:
Pat Vegas
03-26-2015, 02:22 PM
microphone
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:23 PM
http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1700/59b7e/products/550/images/2992/10650_zoom_1418211371__82766.1418929203.300.300.jp g?c=2
Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 02:24 PM
http://www.simplyniknaks.co.uk/ekmps/shops/simplyniknaks/images/star-wars-jedi-obi-wan-kenobi-fleece-hooded-dressing-gown-bathrobe-adult-sizes--851-p.jpg
Pat Vegas
03-26-2015, 02:25 PM
Maybe sort of loose pj bottoms allowing easy access for the sly ****.
I am talking teenage years when you had to be elaborate about this sort of thing.
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:26 PM
How does it fasten, though? It looks a bit buttony. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-26-2015, 02:26 PM
f**king wrong 'un.
I really should have nicked it
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:27 PM
Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 02:27 PM
It's all velvety, you'd like it
barrybueno
03-26-2015, 02:28 PM
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:28 PM
Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 02:28 PM
You're basically in romper suit/onesie territory and nobody wants to see an adult male in one of those
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-26-2015, 02:28 PM
Different concept to what you're suggesting all the same.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-26-2015, 02:29 PM
barrybueno
03-26-2015, 02:29 PM
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:29 PM
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:30 PM
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:31 PM
barrybueno
03-26-2015, 02:32 PM
Pat Vegas
03-26-2015, 02:33 PM
like a big poof.
Red N White Army
03-26-2015, 02:34 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/20/article-2345049-00346E2900000258-451_634x426.jpg
Ashberto
03-26-2015, 02:35 PM
Pat Vegas
03-26-2015, 02:36 PM
and vulnerable part of the operation.
Imagine your are mid finish. Someone comes in. You have no choice to put it back in to the trousers whilst someone asks you some pointless you are sitting their ejaculating your trousers :-(
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:37 PM
Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 02:37 PM
The problem is the Rick Wakeman-esque sleeves which dip in the sink when I'm shaving
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:38 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-26-2015, 02:42 PM
The next step would have been to place you on the ignore function. Wd
Red N White Army
03-26-2015, 02:44 PM
Sorry.
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:46 PM
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v10/1161400645_1/-font-b-Men-b-font-s-robes-comfortable-casual-font-b-bathrobes-b-font-sleeveless.jpg
Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 02:52 PM
A dystopain dressing gown
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-26-2015, 02:55 PM
All went wrong when Tina Turner got involved.
Berni
03-26-2015, 02:57 PM
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