Whoa, there! What's wrong with dressing gowns? Dressing gowns are - if anything - the single finest

[Berni]

garment any man or woman can wear: comfortable, warm, all-enveloping, no tricky buttons or zips and the best wons even come with a hood, ffs! It doesn't get better than that. If I thought I could get away with it, I'd wear nothing else.

[Luis Anaconda]

What an off licence was doing in my ... wait no - not that one

They served me as well - though it was in Sheffield

[PSRB]

http://cdnb.lystit.com/photos/2013/11/20/al-uppers-suede-soles-leather-brownmulti-barbour-monty-suede-tartan-slippers-product-1-15109987-858178208_large_flex.jpeg

[Monty91]

Any action other than standing still will expose your below-the- waist regions to unpleasant wind sheer.

Which, coincidently, is what Sir Charlie thinks happened to the crashed plane.

[Berni]

off at school.

Hypocritically enough, I can't help but feel that this presages the end times. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have never owned one so cannot argue on either side of this debate.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

course. In warm weather, it's splendid - although there is the constant risk/perk of 'accidentally' exposing yourself to people.

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

I have seen them

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

[Jake]

I find it also encourages easy access, no nonsense, sexual activity.

You can then do it up and be completely proper again, all very convenient.

[Berni]

Although that does mean having to wash it regularly.

[PSRB]

but can't find a non-hotel chain branded one anywhere, any thoughts?

[barrybueno]

hospital ops. You've inspired me to wear it this Saturday.

I'll give you some feedback on how it felt :thumbup:

[Pat Vegas]

microphone

[Berni]

http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1700/59b7e/products/550/images/2992/10650_zoom_1418211371__82766.1418929203.300.300.jp g?c=2

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.simplyniknaks.co.uk/ekmps/shops/simplyniknaks/images/star-wars-jedi-obi-wan-kenobi-fleece-hooded-dressing-gown-bathrobe-adult-sizes--851-p.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

Maybe sort of loose pj bottoms allowing easy access for the sly ****.

I am talking teenage years when you had to be elaborate about this sort of thing.

[Berni]

How does it fasten, though? It looks a bit buttony. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**king wrong 'un.

[PSRB]

I really should have nicked it

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

It's all velvety, you'd like it

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

You're basically in romper suit/onesie territory and nobody wants to see an adult male in one of those

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Different concept to what you're suggesting all the same.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Pat Vegas]

like a big poof.

[Red N White Army]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/20/article-2345049-00346E2900000258-451_634x426.jpg

[Ashberto]

[Pat Vegas]

and vulnerable part of the operation.

Imagine your are mid finish. Someone comes in. You have no choice to put it back in to the trousers whilst someone asks you some pointless you are sitting their ejaculating your trousers :-(

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

The problem is the Rick Wakeman-esque sleeves which dip in the sink when I'm shaving

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The next step would have been to place you on the ignore function. Wd

[PSRB]

[Red N White Army]

Sorry.

[Berni]

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v10/1161400645_1/-font-b-Men-b-font-s-robes-comfortable-casual-font-b-bathrobes-b-font-sleeveless.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

A dystopain dressing gown

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

All went wrong when Tina Turner got involved.

[Berni]