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Berni
03-26-2015, 12:17 PM
reason not to fly business class on a short haul flight. Everyone behind the curtain would have been blissfully unaware until they were dead.

Only the plutocrats up front would have suffered imo.

Billy Goat Sverige
03-26-2015, 12:21 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:21 PM

Luis Anaconda
03-26-2015, 12:22 PM

barrybueno
03-26-2015, 12:24 PM

Monty91
03-26-2015, 12:24 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:25 PM
are going to be cut by 40 per cent, allegedly.

This is clearly a protest suicide. It's a bit like miners chucking rocks off motorway bridges imo.

barrybueno
03-26-2015, 12:26 PM

Monty91
03-26-2015, 12:27 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:27 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
03-26-2015, 12:28 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:29 PM
Hardly the greatest tool for leverage

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:30 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:30 PM
expensive aeroplanes and lawsuits and ****.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:30 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:31 PM

Monty91
03-26-2015, 12:32 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:32 PM
http://onmilwaukee.com//images/articles/ri/richardmatheson/richardmatheson_fullsize_story1.jpg

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:33 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:33 PM
The fact that you happened to luck out makes no difference to your cluelessness.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:34 PM
How old are you?

Luis Anaconda
03-26-2015, 12:34 PM

Monty91
03-26-2015, 12:35 PM

barrybueno
03-26-2015, 12:35 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:35 PM
He admits he has deaf ear for comedy, to be fair to him.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:35 PM
Either that or he was wildly lucky. Given his nebbishnes I'd say it was more in favour of the former.

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:36 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:36 PM
You stupid, stupid child.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:37 PM

Monty91
03-26-2015, 12:37 PM
We knew that:

a) The plane crashed after a controlled descent
b) There was no mayday signal

There was simply no other conceivable explanation other than terrorism or pilot suicide

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:38 PM

PSRB
03-26-2015, 12:38 PM
so said Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Although you did luck out

barrybueno
03-26-2015, 12:38 PM
I'm hungover and wanted a fight but never mind. I'll try to stay nice instead :-)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:39 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:39 PM
and thus most comforting answer he can every time.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. :shrug:

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:39 PM
Any f**ker with a compulsion can know everything there is to know about something. I'm all in favour of weighing up the facts and coming to a decent deductive point.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:41 PM
So ner

Luis Anaconda
03-26-2015, 12:42 PM

Monty91
03-26-2015, 12:42 PM
the basic, raw facts that would have instantly lead you to the right conclusion.

So, in a nutshell, it was not ignorance that was your downfall, but your ego.

the splendor of antigone
03-26-2015, 12:42 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:42 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:43 PM
say 'I told you so' may not be the most edifying sight that AWIMB has seen.

Although we've seen worse, to be fair.

barrybueno
03-26-2015, 12:43 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:43 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:44 PM

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:44 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:46 PM
I'm similarly scared of flying and this has far from helped

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:47 PM
It wasn't. And you continue to behave like a child.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:48 PM
The whole post 9/11 madness on here was a true golden age though.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:49 PM
With a little bit of your knowledge just imagine what he could achieve

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:49 PM
In fact, it having happened now makes it less rather than more likely that it will ever happen again, since they will bring in measuers to prevent it recurring.

It should cheer you up, if anything.

Monty91
03-26-2015, 12:51 PM
we knew.

Perhaps you'd like to offer some retrospective theories that WOULD have been feasible?

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:51 PM
With all of my complexes, neuroses and compulsions I would be the next Woody Allen.

You're more Woody from Toy Story

Snin
03-26-2015, 12:51 PM
mountains / hard things / thr ground..as there is never really a need for this to happen, even if its an emergency landing there is no need to fly into a hill at over 400 mph ever. They have radar, gps, altimeter and fly by wire so ridciulous. 2. Why even have pilots at all ? as they are now the root casue of many of the problems and weakness as they have egos , wekaness and can be manipulated and terrorised. Plus its these egos and weaknesses which stop 1. being put in place as they bleat about needing to be there in an emergency..as now proved as patent *******s.

basically sack off all civilian pilots and all civilian planes fly by wire. also means flights safer against terrorists.

job done..next question please ?

PSRB
03-26-2015, 12:52 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 12:54 PM
You're also incredibly boring.

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:54 PM
look of and it wins big, does that mean I should be applauded for my knowledge of horseflesh? Or have I just fluked it because the things I liked about the horse - based on little or no knowledge - just happened to be important in this instance?

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 12:54 PM
http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/aTe/8Be/aTe8Be7T4.png

Luis Anaconda
03-26-2015, 12:55 PM
when Neg was talking about a trip to Switzerland

Peter
03-26-2015, 12:55 PM
Good old you

Snin
03-26-2015, 12:56 PM
same with train drivers imo ..scrap them all..get the PC's in instead. So still the unions fault really :-)

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:56 PM
interesting, since I've always seen the point of aeroplanes as being able to get me from one bit of ground to another, but that's just me.

And taking pilots away won't stop Shootin' Putin from blowing airliners out of the sky, will it?

Berni
03-26-2015, 12:58 PM
I don't think the old fraud meant it as a compliment, but I think it actually is one, really

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:00 PM
I'd sort of written you out of the tribe tbh.

For one, you've got a lot of catching up on your carbs quota.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:01 PM

barrybueno
03-26-2015, 01:02 PM
gay stewards.

Berni
03-26-2015, 01:03 PM
I mean...it was. There's no denying it. :shrug:

Berni
03-26-2015, 01:04 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:04 PM
Also, they try and give you the daily mail on BA. Too much tempting of karma there

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 01:05 PM
Religion of peace, innit?

Peter
03-26-2015, 01:05 PM
It is precisely who he is. And you like him. So you like this.

Stop defending Sir C. He can handle monty :-)

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:05 PM

IUFG
03-26-2015, 01:06 PM
http://cdn-frm-us.wargaming.net/wot/us/uploads/monthly_12_2014/post-1003946773-0-17669600-1417957301.jpg

Brentwood
03-26-2015, 01:06 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:08 PM
I think there's one thing for it. We only allow pilots who are Bhuddists.

Hang on, are we entirely comfortable with them being so cool about reincarnation?

Peter
03-26-2015, 01:08 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-26-2015, 01:10 PM
Orange robes doesn't cut it. Not for me, Clive.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:11 PM
Fair enough, he may not be Tony C (who in this instance is Sir C) but he's not come to this conclusion without any thought.

Ashberto
03-26-2015, 01:11 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:11 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:12 PM
btw, Ashberto Bat Symbol above

Rich
03-26-2015, 01:18 PM
do considering that there seems to be a great number of muslims with a penchant for committing/supporting large scale acts of terrorisim. These include walking into cockpits to cut the throats of cabin crew and fly the planes into things.

I'm sorry, J - I know you are an apologist for them but the fact here is, if they hadn't committed horrendous acts of terror in the past then this suicidal co-pilot would have faced some opposition.

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:21 PM

Snin
03-26-2015, 01:22 PM

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
03-26-2015, 01:23 PM
BBC's 'cultural Marxism'...

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:25 PM
I mean, I know there's a benefit to establishing a party line and repeating it but surely you must get bored.

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
03-26-2015, 01:26 PM

barrybueno
03-26-2015, 01:28 PM

Classic Jorge
03-26-2015, 01:28 PM