Hmm, more evidence of our childminder's dysfunctional relationship with the truth

[Monty91]

Texted her earlier to ask her to give our son the bits of dried fruit I'd left in his bag. She responds to say she has.

Just found said dried fruit in my pocket.

I genuinely don't know what to do :-(

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've no idea what you're going to do. I just can't see any possible outcome that isn't filled with unimaginable pain.

Just try to be strong and hold on. For what, I don't know... but self-murder is not the answer, although it's the obvious option here.

May your God give you comfort in this difficult time. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

with looking after my child three days a week shows signs of being a compulsive liar?

[Classic Jorge]

You know full well she lies through her teeth and doesn't feed your child

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She tells fibs on occasion? Well so do you, and you're in charge of the ankle-biter sometimes.

f**king hell. First world problems or what? 'Mama, I'm having terrible trouble with the servants!'

[Monty91]

she pretty much lies on a daily basis.

[PSRB]

she clearly thought it easier to just say yes, maybe she even went and bought some when it wasn't in the bag

[Monty91]

in a suitably passive aggressive manner.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

For each day they would report that all food was eaten and said kid was in great form.

Not possible.

You need to relax.

[Monty91]

I will hold you personally responsible.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You're close to a year at this game now, relax ffs.

If the kid is demonstrably unhappy then unrelax but until then get a f**king grip.

You are subconsciously trying to shift the blame onto your childminder when the fundamental reason your child has no dried fruit is that you stole it.

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

[Ears are alight]

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/childminders_nannies_au_pairs_et c (http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/childminders_nannies_au_pairs_etc)

This is what you have become.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Nicosia Gooner]

unfortunately your child will be the loser on this, poor child.