Messi looking a bit plain next to his team mates in this one.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Although in fairness to him they all look like c**ts.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAxDWErWcAAjpKw.jpg

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E97mbh0YRJM/VQ_oHKTfbQI/AAAAAAAAIg4/ZMZfT1GOgRo/s1600/IMG_20150322_194336.jpg

[IUFG]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not sure where they were going but if I was the door security then none of them would have been allowed in.

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

1 and 6 could get in, mind.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And Messi like a school teacher who has hung around at the end of the working day and is now looking for late pints. Go home mate.

I genuinely cannot fathom what is going on with Alves and Neymar.

[Classic Jorge]

Them boys will be there, giving it a head bob to a tasty bit of Hall & Oats, casting their eyes across the panoply of blart laid out in front of their eyes.

Meanwhile, Alves is looking for a black shoe polish to cover his sartorially disastrous gold kickers.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

this is a scenario where he is not actually the best footballer in the world and just some random dude out on the pull and dressed like a history teacher.

[Norn Iron]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

That said, he doesn't always dress all norm core like that. Once he went out dressed as a bauble.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KMmt5VjSuZU/UtWz66zrx-I/AAAAAAAAAOI/8YNuQxWMz_g/s1600/mesii1.png

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

Although extrapolating this from two photos might be a but harsh. I'm sure he's completely relaxed when washing the car or mowing the lawn.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Anyway I am still trying to work out what he has on his wrist.

[Classic Jorge]

Retro

[Jake]

Very Brendan.

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.jackguy.com/data/photos/239_1laurence_fishburne_8.jpg

[Winston Wolfe]

You smack this lot if you saw them on the dance floor :cuttingshapes:

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Brentwood]