Help. I need to write a 'comedic insult' for my mate getting married

[Pat Vegas]

Deadline immediately it's for tomorrow :-(

God this stuff is annoying. Comedy roasts is not my platform.

[Snin]

good as a wink to a blind bat..hows your father ? cooooooorrr lovely bangers ..geeeerccha ..i f**ked his wife to be ..she loves black cock..mines black she sucked it so hard... my mate f**ked his mum and sister...and he ****ed off his pet dog.... that should do it

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Tell him his other mates are c**ts, especially the fella that suggested the fancy dress. Follow this up with a statement that you had thought of staying behind in London and boning his soon to be Mrs.

Then as utter silence fills the room you hold firm for a few seconds before laughing and hitting them with “oh you should see your faces”, much joshing will then ensue, playful punches around the ribcage etc.

Though secretly you have got your message across.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Only when you peel away the many hard as f**k external layers do you come across something even remotely interesting.

Even then you can take or leave it.

[Pat Vegas]

I am gonna kill it.

[Classic Jorge]

The roast of James Franco is a particular favourite of mine

[Pat Vegas]

So your getting married. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Hick-ory dick-ory dock once your married she aint sucking your OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Dunham on the other hand is basically just Jethro for Americans, with a dash of Keith Harris and a racist Orville thrown in for good measure.

[Pat Vegas]

Some of them were quite good. But I am not a fan in general it gets boring after a couple of people have a turn.

I must start watching stand up again I used to love it.

[Classic Jorge]

Saw one recently with the bloke from the plusnet ads, he did a whole routine about being the bloke from the plusnet ads.

Sounds horrible but it was quite funny.