I'm getting so boring. I am considering buying one of those Dremel multi tools

[Pat Vegas]

anybody got won?

I've also now got a massive side
parting like hitler

[Berni]

really good, really powerful drill. It will pay for itself over and over again. In fact, I would offer this advice to all young men setting up home for the first time.

[Snin]

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/24/music_ed_sheeran.jpg

[barrybueno]

oh long johnson oh long johnson oh long johnson oh long johnson oh long johnson oh long johnson oh long johnson oh long johnson

[Pat Vegas]

according to anybody who's ever met I am not.

Ginger beard though.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As a general rule anything that involves a tradesman being hired for the task.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

of DIY etc.

I bought a massive tool box last week and some gloves for when I am messing about with my car engine.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The only occasion I can think of would be the hanging of a picture for which I would simply use a hammer and nail.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't think I didn't notice.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

that'll be fun.

[Berni]

[Berni]

You'll always be able to look at your cracked, slightly wonky sink and think 'I did that'.

[Snin]

that set your awimb stall out im afraid

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If I have shelving requirements I pay my builder to do the work.

There is a very good reason why some people are skilled tradesmen.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I throw the coat over the bannister thing, or hang them up.

I put up a towel hook the other week but cunningly used one with a sticky back, Blue Peter style.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or Cathal as I call him.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your point is?

Excuse me for a second.

"Wipers!"

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

To be honest with these blokes you are simply pointing at a wall and then at a colour chart. With a builder you may need to get into detailed conversations, drink tea etc.

Different ball game altogether.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I don't think you actually need a son, it is just part of the recognised naming convention.