View Full Version : Women you find yourself strangely attracted to
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:03 PM
Cathy Newman from Channel 4 news does it for me, and quite frankly I'm not sure why.
Mo Britain less Europe
03-18-2015, 12:06 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
03-18-2015, 12:06 PM
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:06 PM
Goolden the wine woman (a while back, mind) and many, many more.
Basically, the cock wants what it wants. :shrug: No point worrying about it.
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:07 PM
with an ice lolly.
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:09 PM
Mo Britain less Europe
03-18-2015, 12:10 PM
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:10 PM
At various points, I have also fancied Jane Horrocks, which I find completely incomprehensible now.
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:10 PM
of Snow and Guru-Murthy (whose freezer my girlfriend once accidently defrosted)
Pokster
03-18-2015, 12:10 PM
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:12 PM
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:12 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
03-18-2015, 12:12 PM
girlfriend defrosted his freezer.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-18-2015, 12:13 PM
http://imworld.aufeminin.com/story/20130509/geri-halliwell-28199_w1000.jpg
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:13 PM
God, is there anything I didn't masturbate to as a teenager? :-(
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:14 PM
KGM once told me to run when I was doing roaming mics at an event he was speaking at. You've never seen such a deliberate 'f**k you' bowl.
Fat jumped up little newsround c**t
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:14 PM
a quirky, domestic-based celebrity anecdote.
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:14 PM
But sexy? Nah.
Pat Vegas
03-18-2015, 12:15 PM
and not ones that you are 'strangely' attracted to isn't it?
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:15 PM
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:15 PM
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:16 PM
Ginger though, nice.
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:16 PM
Always made watching her as Auntie Mabel in 'Come Outside' with my daughter feel a bit sordid, that. :-(
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:16 PM
He has aged terribly.
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:18 PM
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:18 PM
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:19 PM
Enough to turn a chap all paul mccartney
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:20 PM
she's both intensely irritating and terrifyingly neurotic.
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:20 PM
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
03-18-2015, 12:21 PM
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:21 PM
seeing to?
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:22 PM
Likewise Posh Spice, though I think it's because a girl I fancied around the same time really looked like her.
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:23 PM
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:24 PM
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:24 PM
That would be as bad as fancying the crippled one in Balamory.
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:29 PM
But then in Highgate celebrity spotting is like shooting fish in a barrel
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:29 PM
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:31 PM
And frankly who even knows what one of them looks like?
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:31 PM
He doesn't agree with mixing coloureds and whites
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:34 PM
legs appeared and killed it stone dead. :puke:
I just can't do physical disablement. Maybe a deafoid or a blindoid, but not a cripple.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-18-2015, 12:35 PM
Monty91
03-18-2015, 12:36 PM
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:37 PM
look like and what they do look like that would be offputting. Whereas a dwarf is just what it is on its own terms.
Not that I'm mad to knob a dwarf, you understand? Just that I probably could, whereas I couldn't with an amputee or whatever.
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:38 PM
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:42 PM
Mind you, her brother was pretty off-putting as well. Shockingly low-quality children their parents had.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RIP4QeIkXfw/hqdefault.jpg
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:43 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/01/article-1196755-058DCDF9000005DC-866_634x784.jpg
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:44 PM
Berni
03-18-2015, 12:48 PM
Yes. Couldn't act at all, bless her. Mind you, it was a very odd programme. When it started, half of it was in foreign without subtitles. What starry-eyed lunatic thought the Great British Public would think that was a good idea? Dear old Pilar clearly still couldn't speak English after two years on the bloody show.
http://www.losbarcos.org.uk/index.php?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=82&option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=4
Classic Jorge
03-18-2015, 12:49 PM
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
03-18-2015, 12:58 PM
https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6370325/il_fullxfull.333149315.jpg
barrybueno
03-18-2015, 01:33 PM
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