Women you find yourself strangely attracted to

[Classic Jorge]

Cathy Newman from Channel 4 news does it for me, and quite frankly I'm not sure why.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

Goolden the wine woman (a while back, mind) and many, many more.

Basically, the cock wants what it wants. :shrug: No point worrying about it.

[Berni]

with an ice lolly.

[Classic Jorge]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

At various points, I have also fancied Jane Horrocks, which I find completely incomprehensible now.

[Monty91]

of Snow and Guru-Murthy (whose freezer my girlfriend once accidently defrosted)

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

girlfriend defrosted his freezer.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://imworld.aufeminin.com/story/20130509/geri-halliwell-28199_w1000.jpg

[Berni]

God, is there anything I didn't masturbate to as a teenager? :-(

[Classic Jorge]

KGM once told me to run when I was doing roaming mics at an event he was speaking at. You've never seen such a deliberate 'f**k you' bowl.

Fat jumped up little newsround c**t

[Monty91]

a quirky, domestic-based celebrity anecdote.

[Berni]

But sexy? Nah.

[Pat Vegas]

and not ones that you are 'strangely' attracted to isn't it?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Ginger though, nice.

[Berni]

Always made watching her as Auntie Mabel in 'Come Outside' with my daughter feel a bit sordid, that. :-(

[Monty91]

He has aged terribly.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

Enough to turn a chap all paul mccartney

[Berni]

she's both intensely irritating and terrifyingly neurotic.

[Classic Jorge]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Monty91]

seeing to?

[Classic Jorge]

Likewise Posh Spice, though I think it's because a girl I fancied around the same time really looked like her.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

That would be as bad as fancying the crippled one in Balamory.

[Monty91]

But then in Highgate celebrity spotting is like shooting fish in a barrel

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

And frankly who even knows what one of them looks like?

[Monty91]

He doesn't agree with mixing coloureds and whites

[Berni]

legs appeared and killed it stone dead. :puke:

I just can't do physical disablement. Maybe a deafoid or a blindoid, but not a cripple.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

look like and what they do look like that would be offputting. Whereas a dwarf is just what it is on its own terms.

Not that I'm mad to knob a dwarf, you understand? Just that I probably could, whereas I couldn't with an amputee or whatever.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Mind you, her brother was pretty off-putting as well. Shockingly low-quality children their parents had.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RIP4QeIkXfw/hqdefault.jpg

[Berni]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/01/article-1196755-058DCDF9000005DC-866_634x784.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Yes. Couldn't act at all, bless her. Mind you, it was a very odd programme. When it started, half of it was in foreign without subtitles. What starry-eyed lunatic thought the Great British Public would think that was a good idea? Dear old Pilar clearly still couldn't speak English after two years on the bloody show.

http://www.losbarcos.org.uk/index.php?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=82&option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=4

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

and shes dead!

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6370325/il_fullxfull.333149315.jpg

[barrybueno]