Anyone else notice that in the pre-match montage of Arsenal players looking crestfallen after all

[Monty91]

the chances we missed in the first leg, they used a shot of Ozil praying (with his hands cupping his face), presumably because it could just as well have been him bemoaning a missed chance?

[Berni]

Apart from anything else, the result in the first leg is surely clear evidence that it doesn't work.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Arda Turan didn't even bother watching, just on his knees praying to Allah or whoever his chosen God is.

[Monty91]

But he did it against Brighton :-

I guess it would be slightly better if he was praying for his health, rather than an Arsenal win.

[Berni]

Namely that people on the other side are bound to be praying to the same God for their side to win. God can't support both sides, so we must assume he's a neutral when it comes to football. He's clearly the sort of c**t who says things like 'I support whoever plays the best football'.

[Berni]

After all, he's not keen on the sodomites, as I understand it.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

Wilson, Seattle seahawks.

[eastgermanautos]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

through his ordeal, as it were. In other words, he's praying that he has a good game.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It was penalties.

Please pay attention.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I know nothing of this other c**t.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

The concept of a good game in that context is a zero sum game, surely? Ally can't grant both requests.

[Monty91]

I do slightly object to the fact we pay someone 100+ grand a week who puts faith in his performance in a flying spaghetti monster.

Allah out imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Pele and Bobby Moore both had a great game that time, no?

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

so most of the time he is playing against infidels who either have no god or believe in a god that doesn't exist

[Berni]

So what we end up with is a draw. I can only conclude from this that, if everyone was a devout muslim, the Premier League would cease to function.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Maybe sometimes he's busy.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

are pretty much terrible at all sports.

[Classic Jorge]