Agus anois, la feile padraig shona daoibh.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

This is a selfie I got somebody to take for me earlier.

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[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I think the whole thing is a pile of hairy *******s but more importantly I have been left in charge of two children under the age of 8.

I shall be drinking at about 7:45 tonight, but not heavily as it is midweek.

Gone are the days of being 12 pints deep in the Swan in Stockwell by this point in the afternoon, keeping one eye closed in an attempt to gain focus on the slightly plump nurse you planned to nail that evening. Such innocent and sweet memories.

[Berni]

Mind you, while you're all pissed, I intend to release a f**kload of snakes into the Irish countryside.

Mwahahahahahahahaha!

f**k you, St Patrick! :vsign:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So so many issues with that picture and you focus on the head on the pint.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You could take them to the zoo.

That's all I've got, I'm afraid.

[Berni]

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[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

But anyway, there is simply no looking sexy in that hat, I'm afraid.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is parsley sauce ok, do you think?

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Might as well embrace it properly and have pie and mash

[Berni]

I'm going to have breaded plaice goujons with a lemon mayonnaise.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No pastry or spuds for me.

[Berni]

Still, it could be worse. You could be the poor c**t on the right. :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Place a 2kg piece of boned ham, neatly tied, in a very large pan with 2 leeks, a carrot, 2 ribs of celery, 2 litres of apple juice, a cinnamon stick, 9 black peppercorns, 6 or so parsley stalks and a couple of bay leaves...'

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A f**king cinnamon stick.

Why not just save yourself two hours cooking time and get a man to put his cock in your arse.

[Berni]

2kg? How much are you planning to eat?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

So good with bacon.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm off the carbs.

Is that a lot for two, then? I become distressed if their isn't plenty left over to throw away.

[Berni]

Although you can use what's left to make pea 'n ham soup, surely?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Shame. Shame on you, b.

[Berni]

I don't think he'd object to leftovers, tbh. :-)