View Full Version : Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.
Berni
03-17-2015, 11:58 AM
I simply refuse to be part of this pantomime of Irishness in any way.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-17-2015, 11:58 AM
Claret doesn't count, of course?
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:01 PM
Cut to Jorge flailing around in an alleyway somewhere singing Molly Malone with won of those oversized branded top hats on
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:01 PM
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:02 PM
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:03 PM
I like the idea of warm lard though, what about beef dripping?
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:04 PM
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:08 PM
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p01pf8vb.jpg
Luis Anaconda
03-17-2015, 12:09 PM
and listen to Irish folk music while watching us slump out of Europe. Verily a true celebration
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:09 PM
doing the in game narration. Very off-putting.
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
03-17-2015, 12:11 PM
He wouldn't allow pot pouri.*
* NI accent required for this quite pathetic punchline.
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:12 PM
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:14 PM
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:18 PM
them. I was waiting for a punchline. :-(
Witharby 2-3 weeks
03-17-2015, 12:18 PM
Apart from Homer, Euridyclis etc Morrissey turned up recently :hehe:
Witharby 2-3 weeks
03-17-2015, 12:20 PM
Luis Anaconda
03-17-2015, 12:23 PM
I accidentally typed moight there - was almost tempted to leave, so I was
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:24 PM
That's me marriage f**ked
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:25 PM
I just laugh. I haven't the heart to say 'yes'. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Luis Anaconda
03-17-2015, 12:28 PM
Getting old is realising the mother was actually really quite attractive :-(
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:36 PM
The Mieir the merrier
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:39 PM
He did Gettysburg and Waterloo wargames years ago that were brilliant. Shame you can't still get them.
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:42 PM
I don't really like the warry bit tbh, though I have just committed some top class genocide on, ironically enough, the japanese.
They congratulated me when I took Satsuma
Berni
03-17-2015, 12:43 PM
Classic Jorge
03-17-2015, 12:46 PM
See, thats the mistake people often make with us enlightened types. They think we just concentrate on science for the sheer brian coxyness of it all.
They kicked off so I bantered them off the face of the earth with threbuchetery
Berni
03-17-2015, 01:05 PM
and placed it entirely under Russian hegemony. In 1805. Seemed to work out alright, tbh.
barrybueno
03-17-2015, 02:00 PM
They'll all be f**ked and back at home by then imo. If not, see you guys in the emergency room :nurse:
Alexism - Atheoist
03-17-2015, 02:02 PM
*Irish-Americans ofc. Don't know even a bit about this on a broader scale.
barrybueno
03-17-2015, 02:12 PM
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