Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.

[Berni]

I simply refuse to be part of this pantomime of Irishness in any way.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Claret doesn't count, of course?

[Classic Jorge]

Cut to Jorge flailing around in an alleyway somewhere singing Molly Malone with won of those oversized branded top hats on

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I like the idea of warm lard though, what about beef dripping?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p01pf8vb.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

and listen to Irish folk music while watching us slump out of Europe. Verily a true celebration

[Berni]

doing the in game narration. Very off-putting.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

He wouldn't allow pot pouri.*







* NI accent required for this quite pathetic punchline.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

them. I was waiting for a punchline. :-(

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Apart from Homer, Euridyclis etc Morrissey turned up recently :hehe:

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Luis Anaconda]

I accidentally typed moight there - was almost tempted to leave, so I was

[Classic Jorge]

That's me marriage f**ked

[Berni]

I just laugh. I haven't the heart to say 'yes'. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Luis Anaconda]

Getting old is realising the mother was actually really quite attractive :-(

[Classic Jorge]

The Mieir the merrier

[Berni]

He did Gettysburg and Waterloo wargames years ago that were brilliant. Shame you can't still get them.

[Classic Jorge]

I don't really like the warry bit tbh, though I have just committed some top class genocide on, ironically enough, the japanese.

They congratulated me when I took Satsuma

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

See, thats the mistake people often make with us enlightened types. They think we just concentrate on science for the sheer brian coxyness of it all.

They kicked off so I bantered them off the face of the earth with threbuchetery

[Berni]

and placed it entirely under Russian hegemony. In 1805. Seemed to work out alright, tbh.

[barrybueno]

They'll all be f**ked and back at home by then imo. If not, see you guys in the emergency room :nurse:

[Alexism - Atheoist]

*Irish-Americans ofc. Don't know even a bit about this on a broader scale.

[barrybueno]

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