Do you think we'll ever get rid of Gunnersaurus? He's just so embarrassing, incongruous and

[Berni]

irrelevant to Arsenal iconography and history that it really f**king winds me up.

We could have had a cannonball or something. Instead we decided to ride on the coattails of a movie that came out in 1993.

It's just humiliating. I f**king hate that green c**t.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

The we would see who would win the mascot challenge

[Berni]

They're still trying to claim they won the bloody thing.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I got my picture taken with him once. He gave me a lovely cuddle.

[Berni]

That's what I'd do, anyway.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We've spoken about this, haven't we?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

We need a Scottish/Nottingham/Gun thing really.

An Highland Guard riding an electronic cannon and misses penalties at the Young Gooner Half-time shout out

[Berni]

a giant ***** and testicles.

This is why I'm in favour of Shrapnel the Artillery Shell.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]