Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yee-haw!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've no idea where the lawnmower lives, to be honest.

My gardener's only got one ear. He claims to have lost one when he dived into a lake to rescue a drowning man, and, upon safe arrival back on shore, a branch fell off a tree, onto his ear, tearing it from his head.

I believe not one single word of this.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Did he get a medal?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A shed is a shed, not a second f**king home.

[Classic Jorge]

Though my house is very dutch shaped

[Berni]

Indeed, it seems an admirable way to ensure marital harmony. Just have different houses.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And a lock on the inside of the door. Know what I mean? Eh? ;-)

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A sound system also. So basically a pub.


Rocky ground when you have a pub in your garden.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A pipe, a paraffin heater and a fast wifi connection.

[Monty91]

seen in the act for it to be fairly obvious that he's ****ing.

The key to a surreptitious **** is to create a cloak of normality. The duvet tent is a classic.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Why else the lock.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

That kind of meditation.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Tell me more about this. Be as graphic as you like.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Although mine is a third of that size I should add.

[Berni]