This Grant Shapps / Michael Green business is strange, it's like a **** Fight Club

[Classic Jorge]

The man is clearly a charlatan and a confidence trickster.

[Berni]

unacceptable imo. For me, Michael Green is a much better name for him.

[Classic Jorge]

Surely you want a Mark type as party chairman. You know, good pension, read Stalingrad, fantasises about Yalta, that sort of thing.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02361/rsz_1split-shapps__2361566b.jpg

[Berni]

of hands.

[Classic Jorge]

I thought she was an asset, really. She played relatively well with normal people

[Berni]