'Liquid faecal excrement'

[Berni]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/11472627/British-Ai rways-flight-to-Dubai-forced-to-return-to-Heathrow-due-to-sm elly-poo-in-toilet.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/11472627/British-Airways-flight-to-Dubai-forced-to-return-to-Heathrow-due-to-smelly-poo-in-toilet.html)

[Monty91]

given that most people skim reading it will assume he was the dirty depositer of said liquid feacal excrement.

[Berni]

attempt to deny culpability.

'He who denied it supplied it imo'. :sherlock:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Given they had a trolley full of various sprays they could simply have lashed a load of that in and stuck a sign on the door.

Perhaps even a male flight attendant stood by the door suggesting "I would give it five minutes if I were you".

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cyiC3x6-Kzk/0.jpg

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Stops your sly secret smoke in the jacks.

Never mind the fella in row 10 constructing an ad-hoc explosive device from his Lynx deodorant and 150ml toothpaste, it's the smoker you want to catch.