Cat lovers

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Do you think I'd be out of order for bricking the next stinking moggie that decides to use my newly planted garden as a fcuking cat toilet? :angry: :furious:

[Classic Jorge]

You know, the best way to stop other cats from coming into your garden is to get a cat to patrol it

[Berni]

[Berni]

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[Billy Goat Sverige]

in your garden. I've often looked out the window and seen my cat ****ting outside the back door of a neighbour. Filled me with joy.

[Classic Jorge]

I love cats

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

and got the air rifle ready if it doesn't.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Red N White Army]

The cats f**king love it, the little *******s.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

And give the skateboarding brats up the road a cheeky ping on the buttocks.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

ever knowingly hurt a cat.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

With a cat turd harvested from My bot Bertie, the morning after he's been eating prawns.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I wouldn't even be considering it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't you have foxes, rabbits, squirrels, badgers and birds ****ting in your garden?

Animals ****. It's perfectly natural. If you weren't f**king up the environment with your tragically twee display of f**king begonias, we could all enjoy nature a little more.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Just birds. Fertiliser or not the fcuking thing decides to **** and then dig up the garden to bury it...
Anyway, if the citronella doesn't work the lion manure will be on order. I tried to shoot a rat in the garden last year and missed so the moggies would probably be safe anyway...

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Rich]

[barrybueno]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]