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Monty91
03-12-2015, 04:10 PM
Surely that is beyond the call of duty for a good citizen?

Would I have been within my right to refuse, or would that have made me a massive c**t?
Snin
03-12-2015, 04:13 PM
have you checked your wallet ?
Monty91
03-12-2015, 04:16 PM
to hold and while doing so grabbed my hand to hold.

He could barely walk. I wanted to ask what he was goijng to do when we got to the other side of he road but feared he would make me walk him to a park bench or something.

Presumably every 20 metres he asks someone else to walk with him.

Anyway, it's put a massive downer on my afternoon. I keep looking at my hand and grimacing.
Snin
03-12-2015, 04:17 PM
or his mums head
Ashberto
03-12-2015, 04:17 PM
Monty91
03-12-2015, 04:20 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
03-12-2015, 04:21 PM
you an easily coerced 'fraidy cat. What if next time he insists you suck his dick?
Berni
03-12-2015, 04:21 PM
Fatherhood has clearly mellowed you.
Berni
03-12-2015, 04:22 PM
Snin
03-12-2015, 04:26 PM
Witharby 2-3 weeks
03-12-2015, 04:28 PM
Berni
03-12-2015, 04:29 PM
Maybe: 'Your mum gives head to tramps' or something similar?
Witharby 2-3 weeks
03-12-2015, 04:29 PM
Snin
03-12-2015, 04:29 PM
Ashberto
03-12-2015, 04:31 PM
where I needed to be on my guard.

Wouldn't catch me being nice to a tramp.
Monty91
03-12-2015, 04:31 PM
Id like to strip your mum back to her adolescent roots.
Berni
03-12-2015, 04:32 PM
Ashberto
03-12-2015, 04:33 PM
Upper Holloway is the other.
Monty91
03-12-2015, 04:35 PM
inferiority complex.
Berni
03-12-2015, 04:36 PM
Saying that, I am currently sitting in Enfield.

I haven't really adjusted to the fact that I live north of the river yet. Feels weird.
Snin
03-12-2015, 04:39 PM
your mums on the game
Berni
03-12-2015, 04:45 PM
eastgermanautos
03-12-2015, 05:16 PM
British have commodified all these margjnal types. Tell you what, why not help some grease-stained mcdonalds worker for a change.
Monty91
03-12-2015, 05:21 PM
Shove him onto the catwalk at London Fashion Week and wait for some vapid c**t at Vogue to herald a new wave of homeless-chic?
eastgermanautos
03-12-2015, 05:51 PM
to tie his shoe when his leg is locked stiffly straight, stimulate our problem-solving nou. Our tramp will indeed hobble down some future runway.
Paul Vaessen's moment of glory
03-12-2015, 06:13 PM
Mo Britain less Europe
03-12-2015, 06:28 PM
career structure into the whole thing.
Supermac1976
03-12-2015, 06:42 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/6/7/16/enhanced-buzz-3234-1370635337-14.jpg
Mc Gooner
03-12-2015, 07:26 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-12-2015, 07:38 PM
And that fat lad with the tsapler?
eastgermanautos
03-12-2015, 07:41 PM
Supermac1976
03-12-2015, 07:42 PM
Mo Britain less Europe
03-12-2015, 08:36 PM
7evens
03-12-2015, 09:09 PM
You can lead but don't encourage physical contact m.
You're up to date with innoculations ?
Bergkamp's Brain
03-12-2015, 09:25 PM
barrybueno
03-12-2015, 10:25 PM
btw thanks for helping me across the road :love:
eastgermanautos
03-12-2015, 11:39 PM
Snin
03-13-2015, 09:33 AM
glad his missus got soem money out of him..taxpayer fleecing cnut..first he takes us for a ride no doubt living on benefits as a hippy then no doubt his wind farms / equipment has made money by producing un-competitive electricity bought at a premium by a foolish stupid communist green tree hugging governemt

cnuts all round

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