What's the verdict on M&S microwaveable meals?

[Norn Iron]

They're quite tasty for 4 minutes in the microwave.

Been living in my own house 2 months and still not used a saucepan. Can't cook that well and can't be arsed with it.

[Monty91]

acceptable facsimiles of actual, proper food.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or healthier in respect of stuff like brown rice, wholemeal pasta etc.

[Monty91]

[Norn Iron]

Sure I only have 3 meals a day :-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Well perhaps not a lot but certainly of a level that with planning you could avoid, if you were that health conscious in respect of your diet.

[Monty91]

Do not kid yourself that you are eating anything remotely healthy.

[Snin]

[Monty91]

all together with better planning.

But they are cheap, convenient and, in a nasty, artificial, processed-with-f**k-loads-of-****-to-deceive-you-into-thinki ng -it's-actual-food kinda way, sort of tasty. But I'm confident that I still manage to maintain a generally good diet in spite of this weekly vice.

Now what about you, fattyboombatty?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I don't give two f**ks what people eat, I was simply asking as I know our resident respected author is an advocate of healthy eating.

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Reasonably healthy with the odd dose of crap, as I expect most people are.

And far from fat, oh no.

[Berni]

[Snin]

or signed on as wrong character!

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Monty91]

Would it be fair to say you're seen better days?

[Berni]

enough food, to be honest. You always remain hungry.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We've all seen better days.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But one can be active without for example going to a gym as you may, or being involved in team sports.

I would have been very involved in various sports for over 20 years of my life and have never ballooned to be a fat or even over weight c**t.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sliding inexorably down the slope to incontinence, dementia and crippling arthritis.

[Berni]

idea why I was staring into the fridge. I then walked away, having taken nothing from the fridge, only to realise a few minutes later that I'd meant to get the yoghurt out.

I should basically kill myself now, I reckon. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

is a mere hop, skip and jump.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fill your boots, as it were.

[Trixie Popsicle]