Petrol heads - this is on my street at the minute, beauty.

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

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[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Indeed, I'm going to go so far as to say it's actually quite spectacularly ugly.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or 'hood' as they may call it.

[Pokster]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pokster]

[Berni]

have been stuck together and what's more it's f**king turquoise!

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to suggest that wasn't their finest hour.

[Berni]

They used to be a fairly common site back in the 80s with their duck's arse hairdos, drape jackets and brothel creepers.

Tragic c**ts.

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

You can buy a house for 500 bucks.

500 bucks!

[Billy Goat Sverige]

one pictured above and wears all the clothes. There's actually a group of them who every so often gather and drive their cars around the city centre making a f**king noise.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Dare I suggest bag of Werthers Originals in the glove box just in case.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

I got my eye on a Ford Mustang in the future.

[Pat Vegas]

Like A status quo type look.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

a limited annual mileage.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Just look at the f**king state of them.

[Pat Vegas]

I thought my brother Bobby had died but it turns out it was all a big dream.

[Supermac1976]

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[Pat Vegas]

he tried to avoid using it for short trips to avoid going over his small yearly mileage allowance.

[Berni]

Not sure Hollywood's ever had a better baddie than Bob Mitchum, tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The kind of chap who buys a Ferrari and then has to limit his mileage can't actually afford a Ferrari.

Embarrassing.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A man who I could see driving these vehicles and no doubt a serious sexual predator.

[Pat Vegas]

Though some chaps get a bit of money and blow it immediately.

[Berni]

Indeed, I imagine their groupies had been around the block a few times before they got to the Quo.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Kept it in his garage under a cover, as such.

Only ever took it out about 5 times I believe.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

every time they played, and always got himself invited backstage to hang out with his heroes by taking them Viagra and porn.

Strange bloke. Currency trader, absolutely minted.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The thing was designed and built to be enjoyed. It's like buying Lionel Messi and leaving him on the bench.

[Pat Vegas]

Depending on where you are driving.

It's a hassle. You can't really get the most out of it, If you are parked somewhere you probably worrying about it constantly if someone has backed into it or nicked it.

Then you got people looking at you. Now days even worse everyone taking photos of you whilst you drive it.

If anything goes wrong you need to take it to the Ferrari dealership to get fixed rather than take it to garage to keep the service history all nice in order. They'll charged you a grand for a new wiper blade. (I read this influences the sell on value)


Actually it's just the thing I need.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He kind of collected them, the Ferrari being an impulse buy as he always wanted to own one, specifically a red one.

He had another motor, Mercedes 65 or something, that he held in even higher esteem I believe. Got that at a relative 'knockdown' price of a disgraced property developer who was desperate for money.

Quite often my Citroen C4 looked out of place when I called round.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but the bad squalor, rather than the good stuff.

[Berni]

the help of these aids while some ropey old stretchmarked sort yawns and files her nails.

:-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Back in 5 minutes.