Coquerline is the surprise package of this season, just like Ramsay's form was last year

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

But I just can't fathom out why Theo is being used so sparingly. Perhaps there's still a worry about his knee injury which was a bad one after all.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Given his contribution throughout the season initially as 'emergency' centre half and now with his form in his true position where arguably he is first choice.

Coquelin has done very well.

Theo is simply a factor of the improved resources we have which in turn will feed into his contract talks and departure in the summer.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm sorry, but I can't let this go any longer. People keep trying to do a Wenger, and getting it toitally wrong. It's like listening to your dad doing an impression of the Indian bloke next door, it's inaccurate, embarassing and offensive.

'He's a leetle beet short' might be Clouseau, but it's sure as **** not Wenger.

'He's liddle bit short.' See? that's how he talks. AND HE NEVER USES AN INDEFINATE ARTICLE.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

And we accept that.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

*ahem*

Also, you make him sound more like Smashy and Nicey

[Ashberto]