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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 02:37 PM
I have the following available to watch. Which would you recommend?
Nightcrawler
Under The Skin
Boyhood
Thang you very much.
Berni
03-06-2015, 02:38 PM
Haven't seen Under the Skin, but Scarlett Johansson gets the lot out.
Boyhood is tedious, interminable drivel.
Supermac1976
03-06-2015, 02:40 PM
Berni
03-06-2015, 02:42 PM
Besides from that I've heard it's v good.
Haven't got round to seeing it myself.
Boyhood is excellent, but Berni hates it because he's daft.
Billy Goat Sverige
03-06-2015, 02:44 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 02:46 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 02:46 PM
Berni
03-06-2015, 02:47 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 02:48 PM
'Boyhood is tedious, interminable drivel.'
Negative Nigel.
Berni
03-06-2015, 02:51 PM
I'm just trying to save a friend from three hours of relentless f**kery and that's the thanks I get? *******s to it.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 02:52 PM
Like I said, Negative Nigel.
There are ways to break to a chap the news that he's spunked 16.99 on a bluray of unwatchable ****. You could let a chap down gently.
Berni
03-06-2015, 02:56 PM
Here's the plot:
Little kid. Separated parents. Little kid gets older. Parents have difficulties with each other and new partners. Kid gets a bit older. Same ****. Eventually, kid becomes a solipsistic, navel-gazing c**t like his parents, bores the tits off everyone and then, mercifully, f**ks off to college and the f**king thing finally ends.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 02:57 PM
:-(
Berni
03-06-2015, 02:58 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 03:00 PM
I'm just off to Dennis to pick up a couple of steaks and it occurs to me that it's years since I had a rump steak. Years and years.
I'll be chewing the f**ker until Monday, won't I? :-(
Berni
03-06-2015, 03:03 PM
I remember eating rump steak and chips in a pub/restaurant as a kid and thinking it was the most sophisticated thing ever.
The late 70s/early 80s were a different universe, weren't they?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 03:05 PM
There were so many good things though. Black Forest Gateau. Scampi. A glass of orange juice on a plate served an an hors d'oeuvre.
Magical stuff.
Berni
03-06-2015, 03:07 PM
helps. Oooh, maybe I should have a steak sandwich tonight? The missus is away and it might be the way to avoid the allure of the kebab shop.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 03:10 PM
So she will be eating a spud.
The steak sandwich may well be the answer.
I shall prepare a mess of caramelised onion to which I will add a great deal of red chilli. This shall form the topping to the sangwech.
Berni
03-06-2015, 03:12 PM
My suggestion is to make a massive one to allow for this eventuality.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-06-2015, 03:13 PM
Berni
03-06-2015, 03:21 PM
crazy dog
03-06-2015, 04:41 PM
We shall watch Boyhood.
Berni
03-06-2015, 04:45 PM
Honestly, Boyhood is well boring. No sex, car chases, fights, shooting, disasters or even half-decent banter.
I'm just trying to spare you a very boring time.
Alexism - Atheoist
03-07-2015, 05:32 AM
Berni said *******s/ Plural. Please tell me you simply missed this and didn't instead choose to ignore "being above that sort of thing."
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-07-2015, 07:23 AM
There's no joy in winning ugly.
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