Movie reviews, please.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have the following available to watch. Which would you recommend?

Nightcrawler
Under The Skin
Boyhood

Thang you very much.

[Berni]

Haven't seen Under the Skin, but Scarlett Johansson gets the lot out.

Boyhood is tedious, interminable drivel.

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

[Jake]

Besides from that I've heard it's v good.

Haven't got round to seeing it myself.

Boyhood is excellent, but Berni hates it because he's daft.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Boyhood is tedious, interminable drivel.'

Negative Nigel.

[Berni]

I'm just trying to save a friend from three hours of relentless f**kery and that's the thanks I get? *******s to it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like I said, Negative Nigel.

There are ways to break to a chap the news that he's spunked 16.99 on a bluray of unwatchable ****. You could let a chap down gently.

[Berni]

Here's the plot:

Little kid. Separated parents. Little kid gets older. Parents have difficulties with each other and new partners. Kid gets a bit older. Same ****. Eventually, kid becomes a solipsistic, navel-gazing c**t like his parents, bores the tits off everyone and then, mercifully, f**ks off to college and the f**king thing finally ends.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm just off to Dennis to pick up a couple of steaks and it occurs to me that it's years since I had a rump steak. Years and years.

I'll be chewing the f**ker until Monday, won't I? :-(

[Berni]

I remember eating rump steak and chips in a pub/restaurant as a kid and thinking it was the most sophisticated thing ever.

The late 70s/early 80s were a different universe, weren't they?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There were so many good things though. Black Forest Gateau. Scampi. A glass of orange juice on a plate served an an hors d'oeuvre.

Magical stuff.

[Berni]

helps. Oooh, maybe I should have a steak sandwich tonight? The missus is away and it might be the way to avoid the allure of the kebab shop.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

So she will be eating a spud.

The steak sandwich may well be the answer.

I shall prepare a mess of caramelised onion to which I will add a great deal of red chilli. This shall form the topping to the sangwech.

[Berni]

My suggestion is to make a massive one to allow for this eventuality.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[crazy dog]

We shall watch Boyhood.

[Berni]

Honestly, Boyhood is well boring. No sex, car chases, fights, shooting, disasters or even half-decent banter.

I'm just trying to spare you a very boring time.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Berni said *******s/ Plural. Please tell me you simply missed this and didn't instead choose to ignore "being above that sort of thing."

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's no joy in winning ugly.